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2017

★★★★½ 1

This is the "John the Baptist" to THE MOST MYSTERIOUS SONG ON THE INTERNET.

As we speak, THE MOST MYSTERIOUS SONG ON THE INTERNET has been found, and is now slowly taking the world by storm on the internet. In real time, you can view this phenomenon as its big breakthrough this week.

POLYBIUS was THE MOST MYSTERIOUS VIDEO GAME ON THE INTERNET but I think this documentary cracks the case, and discovered that it might have been a weird…

1999

Watched 03 Nov 2024

Fatal Attraction meets The Prophecy.

In memes, anyways.

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2006

★ Added

No, this isn't gay porn, though this poster looks like it is, it is another ridiculous attempt to turn D.C. comics into movies and television shows which still continues to fail hilariously.

2019

★ 1

I have a bad feeling about this...

Alan Smithee presents: $tar War$: Plan 9: Rise of the Undead Corpse of the Franchise

It's like an unfinished movie. It's like a movie that was only half made and then re-made or something… like Justice League… or Solar Crisis… or perhaps the new Fantastic Four...

The dead speak! (Through computer animated reincarnation). The Franchise's dead corpse is hooked to a life machine in this "film" which appears to be completely compiled…

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