Letterboxd 4v3r4n StevieRhine https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/ Letterboxd - StevieRhine La Bamba 1z4oe 1987 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/la-bamba/ letterboxd-review-911762953 Tue, 10 Jun 2025 00:50:35 +1200 2025-06-09 Yes La Bamba 1987 5.0 16620 <![CDATA[

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When I was 3 years old, equipped with my blue Mickey Mouse toy guitar and VHS copy of this movie, I would play along to Valens’ performance of “La Bamba” at the Alan Freed concert toward the end of the film.

This one is special to me.

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Oblivion 6k2d6y 2013 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/oblivion-2013/ letterboxd-review-909864168 Sun, 8 Jun 2025 06:51:36 +1200 2025-06-07 No Oblivion 2013 3.0 75612 <![CDATA[

The Post-Apocalypse.

Brought to you by Apple.

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Captain America 571iq Brave New World, 2025 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/captain-america-brave-new-world/1/ letterboxd-review-900730486 Wed, 28 May 2025 23:47:48 +1200 2025-05-28 Yes Captain America: Brave New World 2025 1.5 822119 <![CDATA[

Thunderbolts made this kinda worse……Because now we live in a world where the MCU features a Captain America who sues for copyright of superhero team names…..and knowing that now just makes the proceedings here feel I dunno…..gross.

Seriously…..what are we doing here Kevin?

More like Captain Litigious. 🙄

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Fountain of Youth 233o72 2025 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/fountain-of-youth-2025/ letterboxd-review-895673104 Fri, 23 May 2025 23:35:08 +1200 2025-05-23 No Fountain of Youth 2025 2.0 1098006 <![CDATA[

Beyond bored with all these wanna-be action franchises where the studios think that they can just throw a bunch of money at it, cast A-list stars and then just run a derivative story idea through an AI engine so it pumps out the requisite amount of fake snarky Marvel style wit and expect a positive result on the back-end.

This is Slopbuster 101. Dont waste your time.

Side Note: John…..please…..stick to the serious stuff. Quiet Place, Jack Ryan, 13 Hours thats your wheel house and you crush……This? This aint it bro. Leave this kind of nonsense to Chris Pratt……and Natalie…..You good? Did that Dior check bounce or something? Call me.

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Final Destination Bloodlines 503o73 2025 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/final-destination-bloodlines/ letterboxd-review-891436851 Mon, 19 May 2025 00:18:21 +1200 2025-05-18 No Final Destination Bloodlines 2025 5.0 574475 <![CDATA[

Death sure does have an innate ability to dig up the past huh?

Death is a woman.

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Nonnas 305j2s 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/nonnas/ letterboxd-review-888924448 Fri, 16 May 2025 02:40:17 +1200 2025-05-15 No Nonnas 2025 3.5 1151039 <![CDATA[

We need more Talia Shire in movies again.

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Thunderbolts* 584g4j 2025 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/thunderbolts/1/ letterboxd-review-886616930 Tue, 13 May 2025 02:00:41 +1200 2025-05-12 No Thunderbolts* 2025 5.0 986056 <![CDATA[

Marvel Studios made a movie version of Welcome to the Black Parade.

Literally and figuratively.

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Practical Magic 1a5o1n 1998 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/practical-magic/ letterboxd-review-882437387 Thu, 8 May 2025 02:28:32 +1200 2025-05-07 Yes Practical Magic 1998 5.0 6435 <![CDATA[

When we say that we miss 90s movies and how studios used to do it?

This is exactly what we’re talking about.

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Warfare 5v5q26 2025 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/warfare/ letterboxd-review-881739496 Wed, 7 May 2025 03:31:40 +1200 2025-05-06 No Warfare 2025 1.5 1241436 <![CDATA[

I get that this is supposed to be a realistic of what occurred.

But when what feels like 75% of your 95 minute movie is just injured men screaming in agony and the other guys putting pressure on and tending to their wounds and it all takes place in the same spot? Yeah…..I’m out…..This isnt a movie. I’m not sure what this is.

Its beautifully shot though when its not an episode of E.R. Iraq.

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Jumanji 424fv 1995 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/jumanji/ letterboxd-review-879894594 Mon, 5 May 2025 04:30:26 +1200 2025-05-04 Yes Jumanji 1995 4.5 8844 <![CDATA[

“FINE! TAKE IT!” 😂

My wife and I still reference this line almost weekly.

I really miss David Alan Grier in his prime. Hands down one of the funniest actors of the 90’s.

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Black Panther 36384t 2018 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/black-panther/ letterboxd-review-879733754 Mon, 5 May 2025 00:55:46 +1200 2025-05-04 Yes Black Panther 2018 4.0 284054 <![CDATA[

I still can’t wrap my head around how so many of you thought this one was better than Wakanda Forever.

What are you talking about? Look…..I dig this movie. Its a fun time. I’ll throw it on any time its playing on TNT which is like 3700 times a week……and Boseman was the GOAT (RIP). But lets be honest. Black Panther is a masterclass in being derivative.

As you have all no doubt heard before….Its The Lion King but with people instead of animated cats……To such a degree that it is also set in Africa and the characters fucking dress up like cats. Guys…..thats crazy.

Boseman’s unfortunate ing forced Disney’s hand into crafting a sequel that felt fresh and original.

Stop kidding yourselves.

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Mannequin 243v1b 1987 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/mannequin-1987/ letterboxd-review-877362002 Fri, 2 May 2025 12:35:07 +1200 2025-05-01 Yes Mannequin 1987 2.5 10019 <![CDATA[

This movie.

This movie right here is why we Gen Xers and Elder Millennials speak about 80’s movies and say things like “They don’t make them like they used to.”

In 1987, they made a movie about a guy who fucks a mannequin. Like a whole ass movie…..with a studio budget and everything.

There is nothing else to say.

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The Marvels 36m4r 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/the-marvels/1/ letterboxd-review-877350342 Fri, 2 May 2025 12:17:59 +1200 2025-05-01 Yes The Marvels 2023 0.5 609681 <![CDATA[

I don’t know why but I had to revisit this for some reason….haven’t seen it or even thought about it since it first came out…..

Marvel…..Disney…..Kevin my guy……

What the fuck? What the fuck were you thinking when you made this? Kevin seriously….blink twice if you’re in danger….

What the hell is happening…..why is there a prolonged musical sequence?! That whole part of the movie just made me fucking uncomfortable in a way that I have never felt in a movie and I saw Schindler’s List IN THEATERS WITH A JEWISH FRIEND’S FAMILY AND I’M GERMAN.

Fucking Christ.

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Death of a Unicorn 3t5p6n 2025 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/death-of-a-unicorn/ letterboxd-review-876947675 Fri, 2 May 2025 03:42:18 +1200 2025-05-01 No Death of a Unicorn 2025 2.0 1153714 <![CDATA[

Watching a movie and wanting nothing more than to choke out every single person on screen is not my idea of a good time.

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Zapped! 34u5k 1982 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/zapped/ letterboxd-review-876834797 Fri, 2 May 2025 00:01:34 +1200 2025-04-30 Yes Zapped! 1982 2.5 23943 <![CDATA[

Charles in charge of dem panties

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Ladybugs 5x6i36 1992 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/ladybugs/ letterboxd-review-876818635 Thu, 1 May 2025 23:20:14 +1200 2025-04-30 Yes Ladybugs 1992 2.5 19087 <![CDATA[

I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve this message.

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Ant 2q295t Man and the Wasp, 2018 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/ant-man-and-the-wasp/ letterboxd-review-876536255 Thu, 1 May 2025 13:21:45 +1200 2025-04-30 Yes Ant-Man and the Wasp 2018 2.5 363088 <![CDATA[

Rewatch in prep for Thunderbolts.

Well…..I mean….Its a movie. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Black Widow 4j1f1g 2021 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/black-widow-2021/ letterboxd-review-876111237 Thu, 1 May 2025 01:26:23 +1200 2025-04-29 Yes Black Widow 2021 4.0 497698 <![CDATA[

Rewatch in prep for Thunderbolts.

Never really understood some of the more visceral hate this one got.

Yelena and Red Guardian rule as does Natasha as she always does.

Aside from the CATACLYSMIC misfire with regard to Taskmaster and the wonky Victoria Alonso induced VFX……This one is kind of a banger.

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier h101w 2021 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier/ letterboxd-review-876099178 Thu, 1 May 2025 00:53:37 +1200 2025-04-29 Yes The Falcon and the Winter Soldier 2021 3.0 88396 <![CDATA[

Rewatch in prep for Thunderbolts.

I dunno man this one was kinda rough to go back to. The politics and societal discourse of the time of its release feels cringey and gross even more so than it did back then. Cap at the end scolding United States Senators for referring to people who kill innocent people with car bombs and mass shootings as terrorists and insisting that they stop is just…..well its something…..

Not to mention insinuating that a man who SAVED THE UNIVERSE cant get a bank loan because he’s black is just downright comically ridiculous.

The opening action sequence of the first episode, however, is possibly the best thing Marvel has done on Disney+ so far. The show gave us U.S. Agent who we will see again this weekend in Thunderbolts and ended up being one of the best and most complex new characters we’ve gotten since Endgame, and it brought back Baron Zemo…..The MCU’s best villain (You know its true). So its not all bad……These three things alone earn it a full star. Otherwise this would be a two star project. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Brightburn 5g514v 2019 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/brightburn/ letterboxd-review-875399919 Wed, 30 Apr 2025 01:30:18 +1200 2025-04-29 No Brightburn 2019 3.5 531309 <![CDATA[

Dumbest fucking parents in the history of film.

Yall are FULLY FUCKING AWARE that he is not of this fucking planet.

Are you fucking mental? What kind of severe disassociative psychopathy has to go into convinicing yourselves that “He’s just a normal 12 year old boy”? Jesus fuck.

Congrats. Now you’re fucking dead.

Morons.

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Bottoms 295m6n 2023 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/bottoms/ letterboxd-review-875384368 Wed, 30 Apr 2025 00:48:09 +1200 2025-04-28 No Bottoms 2023 1.5 814776 <![CDATA[

Like Booksmart…..it tried really hard to be Superbad but was made by not funny people.

Therefore it was super bad.

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Mickey 17 2q27c 2025 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/mickey-17/ letterboxd-review-875357318 Tue, 29 Apr 2025 23:29:22 +1200 2025-04-28 No Mickey 17 2025 2.5 696506 <![CDATA[

Honestly I dont have much to say here.

Skip it.

It kinda sucks.

Meandering nonsense more interested in making veiled digs at the current American political climate than telling a cohesive story.

I don’t really care honestly if youre gonna make a movie thats largely an indictment on either political party or political figure in this country. But if you do…..at least make the comedic elements actually funny and for the love of God…..don’t do it at the expense of story or character.

$100 says Mark Ruffalo’s ego took this gig thinking his take on some sort of pseudo-Trump in a Bong Joon Ho movie was his sure fire path to an Oscar.

Nah bruh. This aint it.

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Last Breath 42h2x 2025 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/last-breath-2025/ letterboxd-review-874639621 Tue, 29 Apr 2025 00:04:44 +1200 2025-04-27 No Last Breath 2025 4.0 972533 <![CDATA[

From the opening expository frames….you know immediately that this is going to be the most Dad Movie to ever Dad Movie.

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Creed III 53f29 2023 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/creed-iii/ letterboxd-review-874193368 Mon, 28 Apr 2025 10:52:38 +1200 2025-04-27 Yes Creed III 2023 5.0 677179 <![CDATA[

From a technical perspective, the way Jordan films the fight scenes in this movie makes it the greatest boxing movie ever made.

You cannot argue this. It is objective fact.

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Dear Evan Hansen 1t6j4n 2021 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/dear-evan-hansen/ letterboxd-review-872111436 Sat, 26 Apr 2025 09:06:01 +1200 2025-04-25 No Dear Evan Hansen 2021 0.5 567690 <![CDATA[

Dear Evan Hansen,

Die in a fire.

-Steve

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The Alto Knights 5o6d58 2025 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/the-alto-knights/ letterboxd-review-871305968 Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:45:59 +1200 2025-04-24 No The Alto Knights 2025 1.0 1013601 <![CDATA[

“LoOK aT Me iM rOBeRt DeNiRO…..I pLAy oLD gUy whO dOEs cRImE”

No one fucking cares anymore Bob.

Retire.

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First Man 3x4n6u 2018 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/first-man/ letterboxd-review-869924831 Wed, 23 Apr 2025 12:59:22 +1200 2025-04-22 Yes First Man 2018 3.5 369972 <![CDATA[

So Neil…..my guy…..You’ve been a sad sack of shit this whole movie because your fuckin kid died so fuck it…..Shoot for the Moon, and even if you miss, you'll run out of oxygen and fuel shortly thereafter and your frozen carcass will be doomed to drift along your miscalculated trajectory for eons in a cruel cosmic joke until you're eventually ripped apart in a singularity or incinerated before even reaching the surface of a star……Best case scenario you remain forgotten and alone in the void until the eventual heat death of the universe.

YOLO

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https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/percy-jackson-the-olympians-the-lightning-thief/ letterboxd-review-869747157 Wed, 23 Apr 2025 08:59:39 +1200 2025-04-22 Yes Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 2010 2.5 32657 <![CDATA[

After believing his mother has been killed…..Percy’s reaction is akin to someone realizing they forgot to do their homework.

The fuck man lol

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Battleship d6e5v 2012 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/battleship/ letterboxd-review-869454710 Wed, 23 Apr 2025 01:50:04 +1200 2025-04-22 Yes Battleship 2012 2.0 44833 <![CDATA[

Water Dripping Off People in Slow Motion: The Movie

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San Andreas cv4l 2015 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/san-andreas/ letterboxd-review-869130397 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 14:22:52 +1200 2025-04-21 Yes San Andreas 2015 3.5 254128 <![CDATA[

San Francisco shouldn’t have worn that slutty shoreline. It was just asking for it.

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4i1k5i 1997 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film// letterboxd-review-869096955 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 13:46:09 +1200 2025-04-21 Yes 1997 4.5 686 <![CDATA[

While I dig this flick and always have…..Its just not realistic….If we were ed by alien life then its clear what would be done and what must be done......Find the aliens, kill them, steal anything of worth, erase their existence from galactic textbooks, profit, profit, profit, profit......They have no rights......worthless alien scumbags.

Whats this lets be friends and learn from each other bullshit? 🙄

Zemeckis you fucking hippie.

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Moonfall 6p3f3e 2022 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/moonfall/ letterboxd-review-869086426 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 13:33:54 +1200 2025-04-20 No Moonfall 2022 1.0 406759 <![CDATA[

Ok so when the last ditch effort plan seemingly goes to shit…..The Government had one last plan to “stop the Moon”

Nuke it.

They were gonna nuke the Moon guys……..To stop it……from crashing into Earth.

They…..they were gonna nuke it…….

🫠

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Meg 2 1g3017 The Trench, 2023 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/meg-2-the-trench/ letterboxd-review-868762429 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:54:58 +1200 2025-04-20 No Meg 2: The Trench 2023 1.5 615656 <![CDATA[

The beginning of this movie features a Meg bursting out of the ocean to eat a T-Rex during the Cretaceous while inexplicably needle dropping Under Pressure by Queen….The scene then segues to Statham doing pull ups before performing his duties as some sort of freelance Captain Planet against some French guys cartoonishly polluting the ocean with barrels of toxic waste.

$10 says the script for this movie was written in crayon……and not just regular crayons…..I’m talking about those big fat ones they give to the dumb kids.

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The Beekeeper o4x61 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/the-beekeeper-2024/ letterboxd-review-868425425 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:36:39 +1200 2025-04-19 No The Beekeeper 2024 3.5 866398 <![CDATA[

Blatant John Wick ripoff that…..to be honest…..I wouldn’t mind seeing a sequel to.

I’m never opposed to watching Jason Statham kill people in new and creative ways. 🤷🏼‍♂️

SIDE NOTE: Portraying Springfield, MA as some remote out of the way rural community where people can live like hermits and keep bees is one of the most outrageously ridiculous things I have ever seen in a movie 😂. I live about 25 minutes outside Springfield……The people there do not keep bees and own farmhouses…….They do meth and aggravated assault.

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Sinners 585y6o 2025 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/sinners-2025/ letterboxd-review-866633229 Sun, 20 Apr 2025 09:06:14 +1200 2025-04-19 No Sinners 2025 5.0 1233413 <![CDATA[

A rapturous, beautiful, and remarkable experience.

A real ring-a-ding-ding.

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Miami Vice 5kk30 2006 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/miami-vice/ letterboxd-review-861951636 Mon, 14 Apr 2025 23:40:33 +1200 2025-04-14 Yes Miami Vice 2006 5.0 82 <![CDATA[

I’m about to say something cliché, pretentious and super douchey and to be honest……I’ve made my peace with that.

If you dont love this movie…..You’re watching movies wrong.

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Scream 3 73d3u 2000 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/scream-3/ letterboxd-review-861108204 Mon, 14 Apr 2025 03:29:34 +1200 2025-04-13 Yes Scream 3 2000 1.5 4234 <![CDATA[

This movie was perfectly represented by Courteney Cox’s haircut. Bad.

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Scream VI 18486w 2023 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/scream-vi/ letterboxd-review-858858751 Fri, 11 Apr 2025 10:03:18 +1200 2025-04-10 Yes Scream VI 2023 2.0 934433 <![CDATA[

This one sucks.

Nobody of any consequence actually dies. People just get stabbed real bad but end up okay. Those who do die are either bystanders, “characters” with one or two lines who die off-screen, or the prerequisite prologue deaths.

Lets hope they do better in the next one.

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G20 3l174c 2025 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/g20/ letterboxd-review-858535678 Fri, 11 Apr 2025 00:00:43 +1200 2025-04-10 No G20 2025 0.5 1045938 <![CDATA[

Air Force One and Olympus Has Fallen had a bastard Gen Z baby out of wedlock.

This is the most 2025 movie I believe anyone has ever or will ever see.

The elite Special Forces, Secret Service and Protection Teams of the most powerful leaders in the world, The U.S., China, Russia, Turkey, The U.K. etc get absolutely FOLDED by a crack squad of fucking Bitcoin Terrorists who utilize Deep Fakes and A.I. to spread “disinformation”. BUT FEAR NOT DEAR VIEWER! The stunningly fair, brave and true lady President of the United States escapes and she’s THE ONLY CHANCE ANYONE HAS GOT. Do you even know how many glass ceilings she’s had to break to get to where she is? 100 years ago she wouldnt have even been able to vote! You think a bunch of cis-gendered white males are gonna bring her down?! THINK AGAIN INCEL! She did war once back in the day and she got a boo boo on her knee one time! So….ha…..yeah….youre in bigggggg trouble!

This movie is a fucking nightmare.

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ted 306b1h 2024 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/ted-2024/ letterboxd-review-857859160 Thu, 10 Apr 2025 00:49:04 +1200 2025-04-09 Yes ted 2024 4.5 201834 <![CDATA[

Hilarious.

Minus half star for John’s cousin who seemingly traveled back in time from 2025 with her inexplicably bleeding heart everything offends me nonsense that makes no fucking sense within the framework of 1993.

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Novocaine 2u4f45 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/novocaine-2025/ letterboxd-review-857110090 Wed, 9 Apr 2025 02:08:55 +1200 2025-04-08 No Novocaine 2025 3.5 1195506 <![CDATA[

It was fun.

However, I’m convinced Jack Quaid was out with Strep the week they taught about the dangers of type-casting at The Nepo-Baby Academy.

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Scream 1z616x 2022 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/scream-2022/ letterboxd-review-857033311 Tue, 8 Apr 2025 22:45:40 +1200 2025-04-08 Yes Scream 2022 5.0 646385 <![CDATA[

I laughed when Wes died because...you know….frosted tips.

He deserved it.

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Cats 5k5b2d 2019 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/cats-2019/ letterboxd-review-856819444 Tue, 8 Apr 2025 14:06:16 +1200 2025-04-07 No Cats 2019 0.5 536869 <![CDATA[

Finally tried watching this and my only takeaway is regardless of your political leanings or where you stand on any issue……I feel like we can all agree that if Donald Trump deported James Corden…..It would be a net positive.

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Not Just a Goof u2669 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/not-just-a-goof/ letterboxd-review-856320411 Tue, 8 Apr 2025 00:54:09 +1200 2025-04-07 No Not Just a Goof 2024 4.0 1276948 <![CDATA[

This shit mean somethin to me mannnn

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Adolescence 3i185p 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/adolescence-2025/ letterboxd-review-855729795 Mon, 7 Apr 2025 09:24:24 +1200 2025-04-06 No Adolescence 2025 3.5 249042 <![CDATA[

Social Media sucks ass.

BUT I’ve seen so many reactions to this show claiming “its the devil and ruining kids” and while I agree to an extent…..lets be real. Social Media is just today’s scape goat. Just like Video Games or Rap music when I was growing up. Get real. The problem has never been exterior.

Kids are awful nightmare creatures. They fucking suck and they always will and it sometimes results in people fucking dying. Be it murder, suicide, or both. Just thinking about that is fucking alot. But we have to either figure out a legitimate way to fix it or just fold and reconcile with it. Stop blaming other shit for our own problems as a society.

Anyways…..I’d rate the show higher if it wasnt so truncated.

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A Minecraft Movie 112w1i 2025 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/a-minecraft-movie/ letterboxd-review-855276607 Mon, 7 Apr 2025 00:24:50 +1200 2025-04-06 No A Minecraft Movie 2025 1.0 950387 <![CDATA[

So here’s what I think is going on. Hollywood is hiding something from us. Fully functional androids. Androids so advanced that their bodies work just like a regular human being.

With this film, they took one of their Hollywood android nightmare machines and fed it a whole bunch of Taco Bell and Flamin Hot Cheetos. After the resulting explosive robot diarrhea, they collected it and brought it to the Old Witch lady from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. She subsequently swirled the A.I. doo doo around with her creepy long witch finger nails on an old plate alongside some dominoes or whatever.

Her visions resulted in this psychotic fever dream of a movie that can seemingly only be enjoyed by either A. Being an idiot child or B. Eating your weight in Skittles while free basing Pre-Workout.

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Deuces Wild 2l565 2002 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/deuces-wild/ letterboxd-review-854242718 Sun, 6 Apr 2025 00:33:45 +1300 2025-04-05 Yes Deuces Wild 2002 4.0 13201 <![CDATA[

Always dug this flick……Still laugh everytime at the scene in the Pizzeria when Fairuza Balk walks in and the guy workin there says to Renfro “She’s so hot!”

lol like what? you sure about that? cuz I’m not.

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The Jungle Book 3q1865 2016 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/the-jungle-book-2016/ letterboxd-review-852406320 Thu, 3 Apr 2025 13:41:29 +1300 2025-04-02 Yes The Jungle Book 2016 5.0 278927 <![CDATA[

Dude…..do yall even when this shit came out? Hell…..even the trailers had people cumming in their pants. This shit is a God-Level banger.

THIS is what Disney is capable of. Instead we get Snow White dime store trash. What a shame.

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John Carter 1ssy 2012 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/john-carter/ letterboxd-review-852223549 Thu, 3 Apr 2025 09:11:20 +1300 2025-04-02 Yes John Carter 2012 5.0 49529 <![CDATA[

I don’t care what anyone says.

This movie fucks.

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The Final Season 1f5h5y 2007 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/stevierhine/film/the-final-season/ letterboxd-review-851304524 Wed, 2 Apr 2025 01:51:07 +1300 2025-04-01 No The Final Season 2007 3.0 15669 <![CDATA[

Found this as a result of a video I randomly saw on TikTok.

In a nutshell: Sean Astin rules. Baseball rules. Politicians are fucking scum sucking trash.

All of this tracks. Decent flick.

Side Note: Rachel Leigh Cook as romantic fodder for Sean Astin…..Fuckin weeeeiiiiiiiird dude. Borderline uncomfortable. Gave off big time divorced Dad dating the babysitter vibes.

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