Vito Spatafore jumpscare

This shit is so unserious. The script for this is genuinely horrendous, but Nic Cage carries this film on his back to something that's actually watchable. I was baffled at his performance in the best way possible throughout.

im ovur hear strokin my dik ive got lowshin on my dick rn im juts strowkin me shite. im horny as fuuuuk mate im a freak

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He’s just like me fr. (I’m also mentally ill)