My nine-year-old’s thoughts on her first Mission: Impossible:

-“This is like Spy Kids but for adults. It’s Spy Adults.”

-[At Tom Cruise’s introduction in a tank top] “He has lots of muscles!”

-[During the Kremlin break-in] “Ahhhhh this is tense!”

-“Why would anyone drive during a sandstorm? That makes no sense.”

-“This is the craziest parking garage ever!”

-“Wait, what happened with his wife???”

Final Verdict: She loved it and is begging to watch another one RIGHT NOW.