Transformers: Age of Extinction

2014

½ Liked

Suggested Transformers: Age of Extinction Drinking Game:

-Any time a robot transforms, take one sip.

-Any time someone says “transformium,” take one sip.

-Any time there is an American flag visible in the frame, take one sip.

-Any time there is blatant product placement, take one sip of an ice cold Bud Light™ while rocking out to your Beats™ portable Bluetooth speaker.

-Any time Mark Wahlberg gets angry about his teen daughter’s budding sexuality, take one sip.

-Any time Michael Bay’s camera leers at Mark Wahlberg’s teenage daughter’s body in a scene that also includes Mark Wahlberg screaming at other characters about his teen daughter’s budding sexuality, finish your drink and pour another.

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