Probably the most gentle and humane slasher I can imagine.

With the visual acuity of some of the lesser Hellraiser films and the comedic talents of that awful guy you knew in high school this cult classic* should make audiences scream -and laugh!- for years to come

*fucking awful garbage piece of shit

I know now you're all asking the question "why did Thaddeus watch the 1998 Godzilla?" Unfortunately the answer is fairly simple: I make a lot of bad decisions.

The kind of movie where a man wipes away his tears with a gun.