So here’s a story:

Today I went to the Brooklyn Alamo Drafthouse to attend what I had been told was a screening of the Midsommar Director’s Cut followed by a Q&A with Ari Aster. Before the screening began, Aster came out and said “You may have guessed something is up. You’re not going to see Midsommar. You’re going to watch The Strange Thing About the Johnsons 3 times.” He then brought out Joaquin Phoenix and, April Fools, told us what…