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2015

★★★ Watched 28 May 2025

Waaaaay better than I ed, but unfortunately it does cut out a lot of the interesting parts of the ending.

2014

★★★★ Watched 28 May 2025

WAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN I ED

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2019

½ 1

I THOUGHT IT WAS SATIRE FOR 30 MINUTES.
Hate hate hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.
I DONT SEE THE APPEAL. It’s the biggest load of horse shit I've seen writing-wise, yet it is somehow so praised?? How in the hell??
I hated it. It makes me angry. Gah.

2024

★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

Let’s watch Lily-Rose Depp fake orgasm over and over and call it a movie!

Listen, I ain’t no prude. And that’s not even one of my biggest issues with the movie.

Here are some, though!

• Weird distracting dolly shots
• Horribly slow pacing
• Nosferatu was just gross, not spooky
• Lily-Rose Depp’s BAD WIGS
• Nicholas Hoult’s Weird fake crooked mutton chops
• I don’t think Aaron Taylor Johnson acted well in this…at all. Maybe he wasn’t directed…

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