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The Dr. Suessification of the conman genre

The Eminem song started playing over the credits and my dog had a growling fit

The only anti new balance propaganda I tolerate

Widened my narrow, American view of England and its people.

Crikey

I celebrated every time the Pavement poster was on screen

Jesse Eisenberg is a fucking UNIT

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

Watched on Monday May 19, 2025.

Robert De Niro with the glasses on
👁️👁️
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Watched on Saturday May 17, 2025.

Watched on Thursday May 8, 2025.

This movie is really nowhere near as good as I think it is.
But still

Watched on Monday May 5, 2025.

“Go hang yourself”

Watched on Thursday April 17, 2025.

This was the third movie I watched while sick

Second movie while sick

This was the first movie I watched while sick

BIG OLLL REDDD ONESSSS

Watched on Tuesday March 25, 2025.

No offense to Mr. CEO of sex or whatever but that leather jacket should’ve been a little baggier on Jack Quaid

I tried to write a funny review but it made me feel bad  because holy shit does this doc deserve so much more than a LeBron joke.

Average tennis player
Dude probably listens to car seat headrest

Why is Paul Dano so good at getting beat up

I wanted to love this movie so unbelievably bad
But it’s ok, I’m not mad
just disappointed

errant toes

Watched on Sunday March 9, 2025.

it’s fucked up what they did to him

Jeff Goldblum did not need to be doing allat

Neo noir at its finest

Watched on Tuesday February 18, 2025.

The return of the spling

I have mid tomorrow.
This was definitely the best use of my time

The rewatching addiction continues

I’m on a nasty rewatching streak rn and I don’t want it to end

Ron Livingston

Bradley Cooper makes a hangover look sexy

Watched on Sunday January 26, 2025.

Crazy Rich Americans and the fancy words man

Woody Harrelson invented a new genre of white dude

Charles gotta let his boyfriend do his own thing, he needs some space.

Justice for my goat

Holy shmoly what a movie

Sorry babe, the fit stays on during interrogations.
Slick and Stylish.

Anna Kendrick on her way to turn me against my own gender

“Sir, exfils are like abortions. You don't wanna need one. But when you do, you don't do it yourself.”

Maybe not the best movie to watch before my flight

Watched on Sunday January 5, 2025.

Enough body hair to fill at least two pillows

110 minutes of a whole lotta nothin, plus 3 minutes of fun

Watched on Tuesday December 31, 2024.

Of course Adam Warlock likes King Crimson

Maybe he’s the real 21st Century Schizoid Man

Yes I have both

• Cinema Paradiso
• Road House
• Do the Right Thing
• Malcolm X
• Dirty Dancing
• GoodFellas
• The Godfather Part III
• The Town
• The Shawshank Redemption
• Hollywood Shuffle

...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Midnight Cowboy

  w/o parents 

• Three Days of the Condor

  w parents 

• Vertigo
• Rear Window
• Dial M for Murder
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• High and Low
• Seven Samurai
• Ikiru
• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

...plus 13 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Does the title of this list sound racist?
Probably 
Does it matter?
Probably 
Am I just a guy trying to organize some movies?
Probably 

• Oldboy
• I Saw the Devil
• Suspiria
• The Seventh Seal
• Cléo from 5 to 7
• El Mariachi
• Parasite
• Train to Busan
• A Monster in Paris
• The Red Violin

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Baraka

  
  

• Memento
• City of God