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Favorite films

  • Nope
  • Swiss Army Man
  • Brigsby Bear
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • The Curse of La Llorona

    ★½

  • The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

  • Thunderbolts*

    ★★★★

  • Sinners

    ★★★★★

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Hereditary

2018

★★★★½ Liked 3

A culmination of everything the Horror genre has been leading up towards.


Since I was a kid, horror has always been a favorite genre of mine. Birthdays were spent with my uncle binge watching movies like Vincent Price’s “The Pit and the Pendulum”, Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” or other more obscure gems like “Day Of The Triffids”. 


Hereditary is everything I had hoped the genre would become. 


Now here are all my wordy thoughts on the matter 

—- Acting —-

Whiplash

2014

★★★★★ Liked 1

When I watched this movie for the first time, I had to actually pause it because it stressed me out so much.

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Sometimes when you watch a great movie you can point to one performance, or to the director’s vision, or even sometimes the score itself. This is one of those rare times where everything meshes together so incredibly well that you can’t point to one reason for the quality of the film

You could perchance argue that JK…

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The Curse of La Llorona

2019

★½ Watched

I really wish I liked whatever sub-genre of horror that The Conjuring created but unfortunately it's not for me.

As Batman once said you either die a Conjuring fan or live long enough to become pretentious.

The Invisible Man

2020

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Elizabeth Moss more like Elizabeth Boss.

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Hell Fest

2018

★★ 6

“Don’t worry about Gavin, he is probably pooping”
“Ew, I did not need that mental image.”


Hell Fest was genuinely frustrating. I didn’t go in with any high expectations or high hopes of this being suberb. I just wanted it to be fun, and dumb. But it was neither of those things, it was just frustratingly boring. 


“You can tell which one is real by looking at thier hands”

The acting is never a major concern with these slasher movies,…

Mars Attacks!

1996

★★★★ Liked 4

And here is the actual conversation between Tim Burton and the real Tim Burton who is actually just a small seahorse operating the body of Tim Burton by levers and switches inside the brain cavity: 

Tim Burton: “Who should I cast in my crazy weird alien movie?”


Real Tim Burton: “Everybody”