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Favorite films

  • tick, tick... BOOM!
  • Aliens
  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • The Nice Guys

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  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★½

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★

  • Predator

    ★★★

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Say Nothing

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Very interesting deep dive into the inner workings of the IRA and its history. While being obviously very one-sided, I think its still safe to say, fuck Gerry Adams

Megamind

2010

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

“There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Toothfairy, and there is no queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up”

*Followed up by one of the hardest needle drops in all of cinema*

“YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND?!”

Animation is such an underestimated medium to the point it makes me wanna scratch my eyes out. “Oh I don’t think I’ll like it, it’s animated and that’s for kids-“ SHUT UP! SHUT UP AND GO…

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The Suicide Squad

2021

★★★★½ Liked Watched

"Hey, Polka Dot Man! I was hoping you'd entertain my kids birthday party. YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!" -Calendar Man

STOP WAKING RAT CATCHER UP, ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS NAP! SHE'S JUST SLEEPY AND YOU'RE HURTING HER, SHES JUST TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOU'RE HURTING HER!!!!

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★½ Watched

The way Micheal Cera inexplicably transformed into Timothee Chalemet in the French Dispatch before our very eyes was jaw dropping

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Predator

1987

★★★ Watched

When moms asleep and now the boys sleepover can get really hardcore

Anatomy of a Fall

2023

★★★★ Liked Watched

"Gabe this is french actress and musician Jehnny Be-"
"HELLO SAILOR!!!"

I know she did it, cause I act the same exact way as her husband and I already know people hate it when I open my mouth so I don't blame her

#27 on My 2025 Criterion Challenge List