Trist Jones

Author. Illustrator. Probably cursed.

Favorite films

  • Alien³
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • The Return of Godzilla
  • The Exorcist III

All
  • The Incredible Hulk

    ½

  • Iron Man 2

    ★★★★

  • Iron Man

    ★★★

  • Captain Marvel

    ½

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The Incredible Hulk

2008

½ Watched

Anyone who likes this more than the Ang Lee film is the reason Marvel gets away with putting out garbage. There is NOTHING in this film that's even close to better than anything in that movie, and yeah, that includes the fucking poodle. Half a star for the sonic canons.

Iron Man 2

2010

★★★★ Watched

Now we're talking. It's fun, the stakes are solid from the get go and all the characters work. At this point I think we're pretty deep into the go ahead for the Avengers rollout, but this film rolls along nicely without ever really dragging its feet. It's a shame the movies never really touched on the alcoholism beyond this film, but minor nerd gripes aside, everything about Iron Man 2 works, either simply or effectively bar one National Treasure style…

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Captain America: Brave New World

2025

★★ 1

The only brave thing about Brave New World is Marvel’s choice to make a sequel to 2008’s Incredible Hulk and telling everyone it’s a Captain America one.

Alien: Romulus

2024

★★★★½ Liked 2

This film is exactly what the series needed. New entry into my top 3 and if I were to put aside personal biases it’d be top 2. It’s like Fede did what the great comics did from the early Dark Horse days and brought that to celluloid.