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Favorite films

  • Past Lives
  • Thelma & Louise
  • Moonlight
  • Mysterious Skin

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  • The Godfather

    ★★★½

  • Starrbooty

    ★★½

  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★

  • Splendor

    ★★★★

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Nickel Boys

2024

★★★★★ Liked 2

i genuinely haven’t stopped crying since the final frame.

i’m angry at the history of this country. i’m angry at its treatment of black youth. i’m angry at how systemic racism has made it to where succeeding in this country as a black person will forever remain an uphill battle.

this film tackles so many different subjects with flawless execution. this film tackles themes of optimism in light of social justice. it highlights the fight for survival in a world…

Exhibiting Forgiveness

2024

★★★★★ Liked 1

childhood trauma truly follows you like a ghost. if you stray away from the standards set for you by society, you’ll be judged. whether that’s by your own family or a stranger, you’ll surely be looked at sideways. it’s hard to realize and deal with this fact as a kid, and it’ll only continue to run through your mind well into adulthood.

exhibiting forgiveness is a tender, captivating examination on the pain and struggle that is the progression of life…

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The Godfather

1972

★★★½ Liked Watched

y’alllll i finally did it!!! i finally watched what seems like the world’s most beloved film!

i honestly just don’t think i can say i’m a fan of these lengthy, italian crime films. i actually did enjoy this watch for the most part though! this was one of those longer films where you don’t truly feel the runtime. or maybe it was just because i took a small fifteen minute break to talk to my sister. but out of the…

Starrbooty

2007

★★½ Liked Watched

if i had a nickel for every time i had to watch a film on a porn website, that would leave me with two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s funny that its happened twice

rupaul is kinda like a 21st century john waters idk… this was very reminiscent of the trashy indie camp quality of his films, all while paying tribute to the blaxploitation genre.

high camp. DEEPLY unserious. this film featured fighting sequences, espionage, sex workers, and…

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MaXXXine

2024

★★★½ Watched

“not saying mother for 2 whole hours challenge”

i wrote that as my letterboxd review for this film along with a five star rating on september 24th, 2022 when it was first announced. i was certain that there would be nothing to keep me from adoring this film.

unfortunately, now almost two years later, following the film’s theatrical release, i was not in love with it as much as i’d hoped☹️ 

while MaXXXine was still a fun film, i found…

Anora

2024

★★★½ 2

this movie was fun!! unfortunately that’s pretty much all i have to say about it.

the first act started off pretty well! i was interested in each character (not yours ivy wolk!!!) and i was prepared for the ride that i expected this film to be.

they started losing me around the chase scene. i could feel myself getting increasingly uninvested in the plot. i was really just wondering how all this would be wrapped up.

there were so many…