I have the same condition, but on my balls.

"There's 3 types of people. Dicks, pussies, and assholes..."

I'll bring a folk guitar to a pumpkin fight because that's how I was brought up

Bingo bango boomgo bongo

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⠀⠀⠀⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠁⢸⡇⠈⠙⠛⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Where do I even start?