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Favorite films

  • Titane
  • Josie and the Pussycats
  • Happy-Go-Lucky
  • Muriel's Wedding

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  • Annette

    ★★★½

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    ★★★

  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★★★★

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★

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Annette

2021

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

when hannah and i corner one person who’s willing to watch anything you best believe we are going to rope that person into our accidental bit. this time hannah and i turned to each other and were like “actually i think we love this movie” 

we don’t even care if anyone sees what we see just know that we will be singing baby annette for the rest of the week

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

2011

★★★ Liked Watched

parts were good (steve carell) parts were heinous (terrible terrible plot line with jessica and robbie and that Whole Mess. het business is weird) but i had to actively hold back tears the whole time. amazing scene where everything converged and all plot lines were able to come together. overall too long 

ate the burger from burger boy during this one. i don’t know what we were doing all week by eating whataburger because burger boy so easily sures the…

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Mona Lisa Smile

2003

7

- maggie gyllenhall is an icon, also gay
- love kirsten dunst films where shes kind of a bitch
- connie's baby bangs deserved better
- the last scene had me ugly crying

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

2008

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

this movie is unabashed fantasy bc

1. there is no way it was that easy to just drivw all around freakin manhattan (and brooklyn) like that and not have it take hours

2. michael cera giving anyone at all an orgasm with his jittery nervous white boy fingers????

anyways i also unabashedly stan this movie because it encapsulates every mushy wild fantasy i had when i would stay up late in high school.

10/12/24 edit: 

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