Uwe Boll Archive

An archive of Uwe Boll's incredible reviews

If you find any other ones, feel free to let me know.

Favorite films

  • Mutiny on the Bounty
  • Body Double
  • Bloodsport
  • 52 Pick-Up

All
  • Midsommar

    ★½

  • Evil Dead Rise

    ½

  • Morbius

    ★★★★½

  • Ichi the Killer

    ★★★★★

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Midsommar

2019

★½ 8

I know everyone will like the movie, but this movie makes non-fucking sense, it's just a simplistic movie with nothing, the story is bored, the actress is crying like a poor 3-year old girl, it's teletubbies with rituals and other bullshit, suck it.

Evil Dead Rise

2023

½ 4

Better my mommy loves me to shit, As for the movie, it's not a horror movie, it's just a sitcom about a crazy woman who ''loves her children to death'', this sucks, the director sucks, Too much shit and blood.
also, the movie it's bored and the plot makes no fucking sense, there no sex, weapons, action, anything

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

2023

½ 6

You're a fucking ass hole if you like this.

Avengers: Endgame

2019

½ 2

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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