Letterboxd 4v3r4n Uwe Boll Archive https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/ Letterboxd - Uwe Boll Archive Midsommar 3b3231 2019 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/midsommar/ letterboxd-review-579597189 Mon, 22 Apr 2024 18:24:24 +1200 2023-04-29 No Midsommar 2019 1.5 530385 <![CDATA[

6u532b

I know everyone will like the movie, but this movie makes non-fucking sense, it's just a simplistic movie with nothing, the story is bored, the actress is crying like a poor 3-year old girl, it's teletubbies with rituals and other bullshit, suck it.

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Evil Dead Rise 3c3ep 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/evil-dead-rise/ letterboxd-review-579596997 Mon, 22 Apr 2024 18:23:40 +1200 2023-04-27 No Evil Dead Rise 2023 0.5 713704 <![CDATA[

Better my mommy loves me to shit, As for the movie, it's not a horror movie, it's just a sitcom about a crazy woman who ''loves her children to death'', this sucks, the director sucks, Too much shit and blood.
also, the movie it's bored and the plot makes no fucking sense, there no sex, weapons, action, anything

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Morbius d5t 2022 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/morbius/ letterboxd-review-579596068 Mon, 22 Apr 2024 18:20:26 +1200 2023-06-06 No Morbius 2022 4.5 526896 <![CDATA[

It's bollin time

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Ichi the Killer 2l2q3e 2001 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/ichi-the-killer/ letterboxd-review-579595554 Mon, 22 Apr 2024 18:18:41 +1200 2023-06-06 No Ichi the Killer 2001 5.0 9696 <![CDATA[

Fuck yes, this is a good movie

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A Serbian Film 6j551d 2010 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/a-serbian-film/ letterboxd-review-527368036 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:28:42 +1300 2023-04-16 No A Serbian Film 2010 1.5 73861 <![CDATA[

A has removed this review.

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Godzilla 1c5y3y King of the Monsters, 2019 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/godzilla-king-of-the-monsters-2019/ letterboxd-review-527367096 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:27:18 +1300 2023-04-19 No Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019 0.5 373571 <![CDATA[

godzilla are a failure in this movie, the fights are good, the rest are a fucking bunch of shit, if don't like it, watch Godzilla vs Kong

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Ant 2q295t Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/ant-man-and-the-wasp-quantumania/ letterboxd-review-527366431 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:26:18 +1300 2023-04-19 No Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023 0.5 640146 <![CDATA[

Boring garbage, in fact, antman doesn't even have his great power to save the mess

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Suzume m4d3b 2022 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/suzume/ letterboxd-review-527365503 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:24:53 +1300 2023-04-16 No Suzume 2022 0.5 916224 <![CDATA[

Only people with that imagination will like it, for me it's stupid.

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The Catcher 343p5y 1998 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/the-catcher/ letterboxd-review-527365176 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:24:23 +1300 2023-04-16 No The Catcher 1998 0.5 29925 <![CDATA[

Makes Alone In The Dark look like The Care Bears

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https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/tom-jerry-2021/ letterboxd-review-527363312 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:21:38 +1300 2023-04-20 No Tom & Jerry 2021 0.5 587807 <![CDATA[

no

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Battleship d6e5v 2012 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/battleship/ letterboxd-review-527362125 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:20:39 +1300 2023-06-07 No Battleship 2012 0.5 44833 <![CDATA[

This is not a battleship, it's just a bullshit movie that nobody asked for, those who like this are retarted idiots acting like their grandmothers dogs

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Belle 1n1c6 2021 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/belle-2021/ letterboxd-review-527361542 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:20:11 +1300 2023-06-07 No Belle 2021 0.5 776305 <![CDATA[

Weird animation

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Max Steel 643z1m 2016 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/max-steel/ letterboxd-review-527361192 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:19:40 +1300 2023-06-06 No Max Steel 2016 5.0 286567 <![CDATA[

Better that the movies that people and narcisist movie critics they like marvel movies or whoetever the fuck

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Transformers 5h5z6u Rise of the Beasts, 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/transformers-rise-of-the-beasts/ letterboxd-review-527360915 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:19:15 +1300 2023-06-06 No Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023 0.5 667538 <![CDATA[

You're a fucking moron if you like this.

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Black Adam 6h4b2h 2022 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/black-adam/ letterboxd-review-527360640 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:18:51 +1300 2023-06-06 No Black Adam 2022 2.0 436270 <![CDATA[

The Rock failed

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Minions 715m5k 2015 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/minions/ letterboxd-review-527360133 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:18:04 +1300 2023-06-06 No Minions 2015 0.5 211672 <![CDATA[

The Minions are pathetic, they don't even know how to talk, they act like aliens from another world for the purpose of entertaining small children, those are fucking garbage and the guys who created this are idiot brats looking for money and getting drunk doing this garbage.

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Spider 1j5z4h Man, 2002 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/spider-man/ letterboxd-review-527359772 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:17:31 +1300 2023-06-06 No Spider-Man 2002 0.5 557 <![CDATA[

Here began the biggest shit that still ires him, Spiderman acting like a mediatic icon that his dad.

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Pain and Glory 5r3k12 2019 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/pain-and-glory/ letterboxd-review-527358673 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:15:55 +1300 2023-05-05 No Pain and Glory 2019 0.5 519010 <![CDATA[

Spoiler: Almodovar and Banderas are worthless, there's not give a shit with this movie, there's a pain not a glory, Banderas is a complete idiot and Almodovar is a crazy maniac obsessed with gays

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Harriet 2o5r12 2019 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/harriet/ letterboxd-review-527357596 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:14:21 +1300 2023-05-05 No Harriet 2019 1.0 506528 <![CDATA[

Inperfection

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Caveat 11d5r 2020 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/caveat-2020/ letterboxd-review-527357288 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:13:53 +1300 2023-05-05 No Caveat 2020 2.5 744746 <![CDATA[

A comedy with dolls

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Winnie the Pooh 5q154k Blood and Honey, 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey/ letterboxd-review-527356789 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:13:08 +1300 2023-05-05 No Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2023 0.5 980078 <![CDATA[

The kids will crying with this blood party, He's now a serial killer with honey.

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Christmas Is Here Again 6k5341 2007 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/christmas-is-here-again/ letterboxd-review-527354549 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:09:57 +1300 2023-04-17 No Christmas Is Here Again 2007 0.5 25758 <![CDATA[

It's a Wonderful Life meets Violent Night and Shaun of the Death

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The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure 6e6o62 2012 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/the-oogieloves-in-the-big-balloon-adventure/ letterboxd-review-527352113 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:06:21 +1300 2023-06-05 No The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure 2012 0.5 112937 <![CDATA[

Hippie, Hippie, Hippie. Oh Man. Oh Man i'm so dickhead and so fucker

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John Wick 3j3s68 Chapter 4, 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/john-wick-chapter-4/ letterboxd-review-527351778 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:05:51 +1300 2023-06-05 No John Wick: Chapter 4 2023 0.5 603692 <![CDATA[

Sad.

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The Flash 3w6s4v 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/the-flash/ letterboxd-review-527351052 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:04:45 +1300 2023-06-05 No The Flash 2023 0.5 298618 <![CDATA[

Ezra Miller is a monster

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The Little Mermaid 1438p 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/the-little-mermaid-2023/ letterboxd-review-527350708 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:04:17 +1300 2023-06-04 No The Little Mermaid 2023 0.5 447277 <![CDATA[

What a bunch of shit, Disney still makes fucking garages for making money, and how the fuck the character is black?, Obama.

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Jurassic World 222s4a Fallen Kingdom, 2018 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/jurassic-world-fallen-kingdom/ letterboxd-review-527348656 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 13:01:29 +1300 2023-05-09 No Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018 0.5 351286 <![CDATA[

what the fuck have they done to him?

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Toy Story 3 2xq3a 2010 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/toy-story-3/ letterboxd-review-519829303 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:07:39 +1300 2023-04-22 No Toy Story 3 2010 1.0 10193 <![CDATA[

I have many questions

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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends 5q123 Destination Imagination, 2008 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/fosters-home-for-imaginary-friends-destination/ letterboxd-review-519829208 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:07:14 +1300 2023-04-22 No Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Destination Imagination 2008 0.5 712352 <![CDATA[

Absurd story that even kids won't understand, characters who are supposed to be ''imaginary friends'' act more than people who are fucking imaginary friends, bullshit garbage

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Dragonball Evolution 6m4h4c 2009 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/dragonball-evolution/ letterboxd-review-519828837 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:05:43 +1300 2023-04-17 No Dragonball Evolution 2009 0.5 14164 <![CDATA[

fucking stupid

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Knock at the Cabin 142g2l 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/knock-at-the-cabin/ letterboxd-review-519828706 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:05:09 +1300 2023-04-16 No Knock at the Cabin 2023 0.5 631842 <![CDATA[

what a ass shit shamayan makes this movie so boring and ass.

alert! boring movie, alert! boring movie.

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Renfield 6s4q5r 2023 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/renfield/ letterboxd-review-519828565 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:04:35 +1300 2023-04-15 No Renfield 2023 1.5 649609 <![CDATA[

what the fuck nicolas cage suck a boy that he thinks it's a vampire, suck them.

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To Hell with the Devil 232755 1982 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/to-hell-with-the-devil/ letterboxd-review-519828408 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:03:50 +1300 2023-04-21 No To Hell with the Devil 1982 1.0 112594 <![CDATA[

put the devil in the shit, the end

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Good Mourning 4j2z4u 2022 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/good-mourning-2022/ letterboxd-review-519828206 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:02:55 +1300 2023-04-17 No Good Mourning 2022 0.5 865686 <![CDATA[

they don't give a fuck with drugs, those guys and machine gun kelly are boring all the time, the lady asks to the guy and his friends about batman, the guy says... I'm the batman

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Shazam! Fury of the Gods 2n3a2h 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/shazam-fury-of-the-gods/ letterboxd-review-519827849 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:01:14 +1300 2023-06-04 No Shazam! Fury of the Gods 2023 0.5 594767 <![CDATA[

Again, for nerds and geeks. not normal human beings

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 1u5n34 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of-destiny/ letterboxd-review-519827715 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 23:00:37 +1300 2023-06-04 No Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023 0.5 335977 <![CDATA[

Nobody asked for this, it's just a bunch of shit that Spielberg left behind.

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Spider 1j5z4h Man: Across the Spider-Verse, 2023 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/spider-man-across-the-spider-verse/ letterboxd-review-519827502 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:59:47 +1300 2023-06-04 No Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023 0.5 569094 <![CDATA[

You're a fucking ass hole if you like this.

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Super High Me 531r3q 2007 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/super-high-me/ letterboxd-review-519827350 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:59:09 +1300 2023-04-22 No Super High Me 2007 5.0 14236 <![CDATA[

pretty funny, the guy thinks that smoking and marijuana is good, even if it sounds bad to say it, this is good, good educational movie for the whole family, and the guy is great

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Da Hip Hop Witch 2v11n 2000 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/da-hip-hop-witch/1/ letterboxd-review-519825793 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:52:49 +1300 2019-05-18 No Da Hip Hop Witch 2000 2.0 76176 <![CDATA[

kind of scary. The witch stuck butterfinger BB's up into eminems ass hole. this I am not making up, read the other reviews

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Josh and S.A.M. 5k6q8 1993 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/josh-and-sam/ letterboxd-review-519825561 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:51:42 +1300 2019-05-18 No Josh and S.A.M. 1993 1.0 48706 <![CDATA[

Gyllennhaal should be ashambed. First this then Bubble Boy

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Tucker 3a4z3v The Man and His Dream, 1988 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/tucker-the-man-and-his-dream/ letterboxd-review-519825384 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:50:57 +1300 2019-05-18 No Tucker: The Man and His Dream 1988 2.0 28176 <![CDATA[

Tucker was a fucking boring dream. The guy wanted the cold steel of a car. Maybe that what the original gas hole in the car was meant for, like a steel vagina for his pee pee

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Bronies 125dl The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony, 2012 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/bronies-the-extremely-unexpected-adult-fans-of-my-little-pony/ letterboxd-review-519825234 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:50:21 +1300 2019-05-17 No Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony 2012 0.5 160220 <![CDATA[

Bronies are pathetic. They watch My Little Pony. They wear tails. They play as Tails in Sonic. They are bad people and they deserve to be burned because My Little Pony is for little girls only and if you like it go buy a bottle of Bulleit Bourbon and lets watch all Sylvester Stallone, Van Damme, Seagal and Uwe Boll movies in a marathon like Clockwork Orange with your eyes open but you're having fun because you're not watching My Little Pony

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Herman 4l211n 1990 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/herman/ letterboxd-review-519825132 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:49:56 +1300 2019-05-17 No Herman 1990 1.0 52890 <![CDATA[

Herman is a little fucker

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The Punisher 6b111o 1989 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/the-punisher/ letterboxd-review-519824965 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:49:14 +1300 2019-05-17 No The Punisher 1989 4.0 8867 <![CDATA[

Pretty good movie people talk about negativ however it has good action violence but why the fuck does Dolph Lundgren sit in the subway naked with his ass hole out? There's like rat shit and stuff in there. But he is crazy from the death of his child, so he does crazy shit

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Across the Universe 272v58 2007 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/across-the-universe/ letterboxd-review-519824784 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:48:27 +1300 2019-05-17 No Across the Universe 2007 0.5 4688 <![CDATA[

Fuck this shit. The Beatles died

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Batman Forever k4012 1995 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/batman-forever/ letterboxd-review-519824581 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:47:33 +1300 2019-05-17 No Batman Forever 1995 2.5 414 <![CDATA[

Jim Carrey was OK and overall it was OK but too much colors. However compared to super serious Batman now and Adam West bullshit I prefer the film with the hot buttered popcorn

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New York Stories 5b5k4z 1989 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/new-york-stories/ letterboxd-review-519824471 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:47:01 +1300 2019-05-17 No New York Stories 1989 3.0 9686 <![CDATA[

The part where Woody Allen's mom turns giant and is outside the window is a terrifying scene

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Godzilla 1c5y3y 1998 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/godzilla-1998/ letterboxd-review-519824355 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:46:28 +1300 2019-05-17 No Godzilla 1998 1.0 929 <![CDATA[

It could have been scarier but they had to turn Godzilla into a raptor. Yes, he liked sports. The movie was doomed. All the French jokes, and then they actually kill Godzilla for some stupid reason. And yet how did he hides? It would be hard to not notice a giant dinosaur in fucking Grand Central station those fucks needed to go yi with the banana and just stop the raptors at the cause... Spielberg!

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The Last Schnitzel 6i6a60 2017 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/the-last-schnitzel/ letterboxd-review-519824230 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:45:48 +1300 2019-05-17 No The Last Schnitzel 2017 3.0 475373 <![CDATA[

This movie was hard to watch

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Lady Terminator 6vm3i 1989 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/uwebollarchive/film/lady-terminator/ letterboxd-review-519824123 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:45:17 +1300 2019-05-17 No Lady Terminator 1989 5.0 61904 <![CDATA[

The guy who plays Snake in this is a legend. Watch and you will see what I mean. An absolute classic film

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