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Watched on Thursday June 5, 2025.

Watched on Thursday June 5, 2025.

radical OZtimism

Watched on Sunday June 1, 2025.

Watched on Sunday June 1, 2025.

how kids in euphoria take drugs

deeply evil motion picture (convinced it’s the opposite)

need these guys to go full mustache twirl on the next one or back to the smosh rocket jump skits. STOP THE CHA-ROD.

“is it an act?”

Watched on Tuesday May 27, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 27, 2025.

Watched on Monday May 26, 2025.

Watched on Monday May 26, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 25, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

a feature-length exposition dump big enough to kill elvis

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

the biggest staple of these actually not being the deaths but the winners of the vancouver backstage casting lookalike contest (congratulations shein kieran culkin)

post-9/11 cinema urtext

finishing this and then immediately hearing a car crash into something outside my window…and now we duct tape every socket

Watched on Wednesday May 14, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 7, 2025.

and for the lady perhaps a hoe salad?

Watched on Sunday May 4, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 2, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday April 30, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday April 30, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 29, 2025.

Watched on Thursday April 24, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 22, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 15, 2025.

WELCOME BACK RED EYE ❤️

Watched on Friday April 11, 2025.

Watched on Friday April 11, 2025.

The Tubvenir Part II

The Tubvenir

Watched on Monday March 31, 2025.

Watched on Thursday March 20, 2025.

why can’t it just be 2013 all the time?

adding “reverse dl bisexual trade double cross” to the tubi tuesday bingo sheet

theeeee 5 Star 3.5 Star final boss

Watched on Thursday March 13, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday March 12, 2025.

NEICEY IS NO LONGER WALKING

2 and a half hour steve buscemi snatch game [GONE SEXUAL] [GONE WRONG]

Watched on Tuesday March 4, 2025.

where is 4ther may i

Watched on Sunday March 2, 2025.

Watched on Friday February 28, 2025.

• Tomatos Another Day
• At Land
• Road House
• Let's Scare Jessica to Death
• Messiah of Evil
• Out of the Blue
• Dead & Buried
• Who Am I This Time?
• Incubus
• Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

...plus 51 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

one-hit wonders and blunders

• entries are determined by either a singular feature length (>45) or short (<45) credit 

• if a director has one short and one feature, credit is given to the feature 

• one-time co-directing credits also included

• on a similar note, here’s a list (not by me) of one-time authors—tnx to ALMA for the suggestion

• The 1882 Transit of Venus
• Britain Prepared
• All for a Girl
• What Love Can Do
• The Young Lady and the Hooligan
• The Secret Garden
• The Adventures of Ruth
• Remodeling Her Husband
• The Battle
• Diagonal Symphony

...plus 2102 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best flicks with less than a thousand clicks

(ranked in general order of recommendation)

1. Joe and Maxi
2. The Transformation
3. Taiga
4. Deaths in Tokimeki
5. Parachute Jumper
6. Double Gentlemen
7. Talking to Strangers
8. All American High
9. Islands
10. Nobadi

...plus 42 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

revisited relics, restored rarities and recent discoveries

• Someone's Watching Me!
• Kitchen Sink
• Sleepwalk
• Talk Radio
• Smithereens
• The Grandmother
• Messiah of Evil
• Alone in the Dark
• Style Wars
• Maniac Cop 2

...plus 524 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1-22 - ESSENTIALS
23-42 - PEAKS AND VALLEYS
43-63 - SLOGS
64-71 - SHORTS RANKED

1. Sloppy Seconds
2. 3 Keys
3. Brute Sanity
4. The Affair
5. Sinful
6. Absence of Innocence
7. Ultimate Betrayal
8. Karma
9. #BFFS
10. The Bag Girls

...plus 61 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Late Last Night
• Highball
• Senseless
• Tomcats
• There's No Fish Food in Heaven
• Schuks! Your Country Needs You
• Cheaters
• Happy, Texas
• I Not Stupid
• Fast, Cheap & Out of Control

...plus 322 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Someone's Watching Me!
• Kitchen Sink
• The Grandmother
• Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key
• Messiah of Evil
• Alone in the Dark
• Maniac Cop 2
• Don't
• The Demon
• Warning Sign

...plus 84 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

explosions of eccentricity, visually and spiritually

• Strike
• A Page of Madness
• The Docks of New York
• Man with a Movie Camera
• Un Chien Andalou
• L'Âge d'or
• City Streets
• Shanghai Express
• Love Me Tonight
• The Blood of a Poet

...plus 218 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Lost in New York
• Teenage Hooker Became A Killing Machine In Daehakro
• Love Massacre
• City of Pirates
• Starrbooty
• Electra, My Love
• Lemonade Joe
• Matador
• A Zed & Two Noughts
• Madonna: Truth or Dare

...plus 154 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• All That Jazz
• La Notte
• The Trial
• Streetwise
• Malcolm X
• Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
• Die Hard
• Blow Out
• The Wages of Fear
• Miracle Mile

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

mid-vibrational, formally-beguiling impenetrability

"…(a) whirling-in-the-air lightness (that) can be intoxicating, or fluky and diverting...aimed to create a glamorous, funky trance-world...giddy in a magical, pseudo-sultry way...a lilting, loose, choreographic flow." - Pauline Kael (abridged)

“…choreographed chaos…a strange mix of closeness and distance…this effect has a disturbing power…a dance of seduction but one that is also a carefully considered agreement, one that remains in litigation throughout.” - Felipe Furtado (abridged)

• Morocco
• Earth
• Dishonored
• City Streets
• Hell's Highway
• Shanghai Express
• They Were Expendable
• She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
• The Connection
• Two for the Road

...plus 67 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Cube
• In the Mouth of Madness
• A New Life
• Congo
• Jacob's Ladder
• The Fugitive
• Air Force One
• Up, Up, and Away
• The Puppet Masters
• Mercury Rising

...plus 53 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Inheritance
• Rocky
• The Philadelphia Story
• Trick Baby
• Fighting Back
• David and Lisa
• Rittenhouse Square
• I Am a Promise: The Children of Stanton Elementary School
• Downtown
• Mannequin

...plus 120 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• 1990: The Bronx Warriors
• Escape from the Bronx
• 2019: After the Fall of New York
• Warriors of the Year 2072
• The New Barbarians
• The Final Executioner
• The Bronx Executioner
• Endgame
• Exterminators of the Year 3000
• 2020 Texas Gladiators

...plus 50 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Comin' at Ya!
• Parasite
• Friday the 13th Part III
• Dogs of Hell
• Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn
• Amityville 3-D
• Jaws 3-D
• Hit the Road Running
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• 500!
• 25
• Thousand
• Six
• Hundra
• Ed
• Minutes

movies almost entirely shot and or edited around Medium Close-Ups

• Meshes of the Afternoon
• A Man Escaped
• Window Water Baby Moving
• Pickpocket
• Kustom Kar Kommandos
• Au Hasard Balthazar
• Mouchette
• A Gentle Woman
• A Walk Through H
• L'Argent

...plus 11 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Night of the Demon
• The 39 Steps
• Witchfinder General
• Pink Floyd: The Wall
• Nosferatu the Vampyre