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Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Casablanca

All
  • Heart Eyes

    ★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Opus

    ★½

  • Jaws

    ★★★★★

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Heart Eyes

2025

★★ Watched

needed more… something. chemistry? not really sure. the romance didn’t do much for me, to be honest. should’ve been fun but didn’t hold my attention super well.

Novocaine

2025

★★★½ Watched

incredibly charming! very funny and gnarly. really appreciated that they are clear that nathan’s condition is a disability and he’d need to take measures to protect himself.

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Good Boy

2022

★★ Watched

i am not usually this guy but i really do feel like they didn't take this far enough

EDIT: came back and lowered my rating...this movie is just like.

movie: wouldn't it be fucked up if a guy had a human dog.
audience: omg yeah, and then what?
movie: be pretty fucked up, huh

like it simply doesn't do enough with the premise!!! get weirder!!!

Ricky Stanicky

2024

★★★ Watched

i would’ve happily watched at least ten more minutes of john cena doing masturbation-themed song parodies

honestly r-rated comedies are not usually my thing, but i laughed a lot here. some kind of iffy bits, but zac efron and john cena especially are just so charming it’s hard not to have fun. wish wes’ relationship troubles got more of a resolution but i really loved that character regardless. also, it was really cool to see multiple featured actors using mobility aids!