i’m not alone cause the tv’s on 📼

i am not usually this guy but i really do feel like they didn't take this far enough
EDIT: came back and lowered my rating...this movie is just like.
movie: wouldn't it be fucked up if a guy had a human dog.
audience: omg yeah, and then what?
movie: be pretty fucked up, huh
like it simply doesn't do enough with the premise!!! get weirder!!!
i would’ve happily watched at least ten more minutes of john cena doing masturbation-themed song parodies
honestly r-rated comedies are not usually my thing, but i laughed a lot here. some kind of iffy bits, but zac efron and john cena especially are just so charming it’s hard not to have fun. wish wes’ relationship troubles got more of a resolution but i really loved that character regardless. also, it was really cool to see multiple featured actors using mobility aids!