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2022
Put the knife in your eye.
Before I go off on this thing, I want to acknowledge that this is one horror fan’s ion project that they poured their heart, $15 camera, and windows movie maker soul into. That, I respect. The rest, I don’t.
Sensory deprivation to the max leading to sudden bursts of sensory overload is the cheapest and worst way to make a horror movie. The macro camera shots and strange angles are interesting for about 10…
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2022
Put the knife in your eye.
Before I go off on this thing, I want to acknowledge that this is one horror fan’s ion project that they poured their heart, $15 camera, and windows movie maker soul into. That, I respect. The rest, I don’t.
Sensory deprivation to the max leading to sudden bursts of sensory overload is the cheapest and worst way to make a horror movie. The macro camera shots and strange angles are interesting for about 10…
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1999
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When a notorious goofball director with a heart of gold is given an actual stage to create an epic, Dogma is what you get. For this size of a film and dick joke humor, it’s awesomely accessible and fun.
It was so great to see it on the big screen after all these years and 720p being the maximum resolution I had ever seen before today.
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1999
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When a notorious goofball director with a heart of gold is given an actual stage to create an epic, Dogma is what you get. For this size of a film and dick joke humor, it’s awesomely accessible and fun.
It was so great to see it on the big screen after all these years and 720p being the maximum resolution I had ever seen before today.
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2024
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From the opening scene I was entirely hooked. Every single shot in this is poetic, and the artistic dread that everything comes together to form is absolutely unforgettable.
This is a familiar name, but make no mistake, the style of Eggars’ newest masterpiece is something otherworldly.
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2009
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No one ever wins a giant ass panda.
-Bobby
Adventureland is one of my ultimate comfort films and in my humble opinion, one of the most criminally underrated films of our generation.
This is honest character building and unfiltered dialogue from young, existential, and slightly too angsty adults who are more directionless by the day, looking for ion in something. These are all people who I have met in my life, and they are people who will always exist in every…
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2024
Liked 1
From the opening scene I was entirely hooked. Every single shot in this is poetic, and the artistic dread that everything comes together to form is absolutely unforgettable.
This is a familiar name, but make no mistake, the style of Eggars’ newest masterpiece is something otherworldly.
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2009
Liked 1
No one ever wins a giant ass panda.
-Bobby
Adventureland is one of my ultimate comfort films and in my humble opinion, one of the most criminally underrated films of our generation.
This is honest character building and unfiltered dialogue from young, existential, and slightly too angsty adults who are more directionless by the day, looking for ion in something. These are all people who I have met in my life, and they are people who will always exist in every…
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