THEY FUCK DOGS, DON’T THEY?

I have a lot to say about the particular characterization of their kink dynamic - there is no sex scene with her & Samuel. They do have sex on screen, but only in montage. Which is frustrating, because the movie repeatedly builds toward sex scenes. Sure - there IS a scene where he fingers her, but it only shows her face, for like 3-4 straight minutes, making pained looks & grunting. 
More importantly and revoltingly, after Samuel’s…

half a star is too much. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I missing something? Why do people like this so much? It’s totally joyless and moronic. For all the “insane” shit packed into this movie, it’s a total fucking snoozefest. No catharsis in the revenge plot, no visceral feeling seeing characters get their nipples ripped off, no well-constructed character to root for. It offers nothing.

Particular criticisms, especially in comparison to Fury Road:

- Fury Road’s landscape feels…