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*Briggs slaps Ethan Hunt*
Briggs: That’s for almost getting us killed.
*Briggs ionately kisses Ethan Hunt*
Briggs: And that’s for saving our lives.

It’s not for me

Dr. Wilson needs to just calm down over this acting stuff

I did not care for the godfather, it insists upon itself

Julia Fox Simulator

In Mickey 17, Bong Joon Ho dares to ask the question:

What if we took the little blonde mouse boy out of challengers, and had two dark-haired rat men instead?

Guys this movie is saving cinema! It’s saving cinema! Guys you have to see this movie or cinema will die! You have to believe me please! Go see this movie! Ignore it’s a sloppy rehash of the first one! Eat it up and say thank you! Say thank you Ridley Scott!!

What a great movie! I hope gladiator 2 is even half as good!

Ben Kingsley is collecting roles with different nationalities like they’re infinity stones

what an incredible film

the final two shots of this film perfectly encapsulate what it feels like to post a letterboxd review while you're still in the theatre

this is oppenheimer for wattpad s.

the soundtrack was good, but not so good that i wanted to hear it instead of the dialogue, which happened multiple times throughout the film.

More sex scenes then the room, and they were needed just about as much if we're being real.

great acting, the dialogue was fine, but having a non-linear story structure doesn't make your story complex or engaging.

i wonder if david blaine over here can predict my atomic jizz blast im working up under the table as we speak

started off not great but this thing made me laugh audibly at some points

worst fucking slop waste of two hours

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absolutely fantastic, would have rated it infinitely higher if the progression of Hugh and Jill's romance actually made sense. If someone can point to some semblance of why this strong capable woman fell for her creepy ass stalker who fucked her entire life up, that would be fantastic.

edit: thinking about it, im going to choose to believe most of everything involving Jill and Tuttle was fabricated inside Hugh's escapist fantasy, that he was so rocked by the guilt of killing the wrong man that he made up Tuttle as a kind rogue who is worth Buttle dying, and that Jill is inevitably his soulmate despite the fact he's a creep because inside his mind anything can happen. The delusion at the end is the only part we as the audience see of Hugh's psychosis, but it is happening since his car is incinerated. That's what i'm gonna believe is going on.

long ass 90 minutes, solid joke or two though but that's just quantity over quality

still can't believe they made the youtube shorts into a whole movie

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damn near perfect movie, but it didn't have a mid-credit scene where Ed Tom turns up in Anton's hotel room and says, "I'm comin' outta retirement, and I know we've had our differences in the past, but we gotta let bygones be bygones 'cos there's a bigger threat on the horizon: Llewellyn Moss is still alive." Cut to black, Tommy Lee Jones and Javier Bardem will return in... No Undead Men for Old Country: A No Country for Old Men Story.

the village people are so totally straight yeah absolut-- caitlyn jenner?

went into this thinking this was a denis villeneuve remake of al pacinos serpico, very glad it was not that

probably need to sit on it for a little

jack nicholson character be non-violent towards a female lead challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

not bad, feels like something david giles would write

"What are you, some kind of mod squad?"

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tired of celebrity slop where there's a scene where the hot male lead gets local wildlife on him and takes off all his clothes (looking at you glenn powell in anyone but you)

dune part one so much better when you don't got a Harry in your ear telling you it's boring

cillian murphy must be on psychedelics the way he's constantly tripping in this movie

the real creepiest part of this movie is how many lamps bill and alice have in their home

Watched on Tuesday March 26, 2024.

third attempt was a success i did not have to turn it off

holy fuck i'm gonna cum

honestly really liked this one, if you got a spare hour you can find it on youtube n give it a watch

terrible movie but it gave me the giggles a couple of times so i can't rate it one star

In this film, Norman Reedus plays an irishman, and Willem Dafoe plays either the straightest gay man or the gayest straight man. Could be either, flip a coin.

Why did I pick this one to watch after Zone of Interest? Clearly you don't see the connection. 

Terrible writing. Bit of silly little fun. Absolutely ridiculous.

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mid but fun, linda hamilton could brutally assault me and i'd apologize

went into the movie knowing nothing except the title.
i think there's a dude who came in to jerk off but now he's just fallen asleep.

the dune movies are amazing in a way i can't begin to verbalize. you have to see part two harrison. it's bangin. best sci fi movie of the decade by far.

there's is not one single poorly done aspect of this movie

i want satan's alley starring tobey maguire and kirk lazarus

Watched on Sunday October 29, 2023.

Watched on Saturday October 28, 2023.

what if the real anatomy was the fall we made along the way

NOTE: just watched past lives and then followed it up with this, might be holding it to too high of a standard.

Watched on Tuesday October 24, 2023.

• Jurassic Park
• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
• The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Star Wars
• The Empire Strikes Back
• Return of the Jedi
• Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
• Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
• Titanic

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