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Friday the 13th Part 2 294j6s 1981 - ★★★½

Sat, 14 Jun 2025 02:41:51 +1200

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“These kids smoke better dope than I do”

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Prometheus 5g1w66 2012 - ★★★★

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 17:12:58 +1200

The idea of an alien movie without xenomorphs always sounded silly to me which is one reason why I never watched this movie until now. The cast is great, the set pieces are awesome, and the carnage is solid. Prometheus does a great job of making you feel like you’re part of this crazy futuristic world. It’s also one of the very few prequels in any franchise that I would consider to be good and not fully unnecessary. This is definitely one of the better movies in the franchise, can’t wait to watch covenant.

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The Ward 23z65 2010 - ★★½

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 17:37:34 +1200

Everything about this movie is just kind of one big disappointment. The kills, the twist, the fact it’s a John carpenter film is wild. The cast is pretty solid though.

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Tremors b3110 Shrieker Island, 2020 - ★★★½

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 15:59:54 +1200

My favorite one besides the original. Arguably the best cast since the original as well. Richard Brake is always awesome when he pops up in movies, loved him in this. I think the location is one of the better ones of the franchise, I mean of course rich people would modify monsters to hunt them on an island. I’m honestly shocked by what they did at the end there. The highlights of Burt throughout the credits was nice. This felt like the movie predators mixed with tremors it was a great time.

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Tremors b3110 A Cold Day in Hell, 2018 - ★½

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 17:05:16 +1200

So far I can confidently say that this is the worst of the tremors movies (still need to watch shrieker island). No interesting characters, no interesting deaths, and more wonky cgi. Watching Tremors 6 absolutely felt like a cold day in hell or even just a regular one. They also introduce someone who is supposed to be Val and Rhonda’s daughter but that feels like it was just a throwaway revelation. Onto the next

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Tremors 5 23173v Bloodlines, 2015 - ★★½

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 15:29:04 +1200

First things first, I will always hate the subtitle of bloodlines for any horror movie. Jamie Kennedy is a fun addition to the franchise though and his character got some sick motocross tricks in, in the beginning. Burt will always be a highlight of the franchise. I think the deaths are a little lackluster but the betrayal plot was sort of new. I think the revelation that Travis is Burt’s son is a little silly. All in all this one was alright not terrible but not amazing, like most of the movies in this franchise so far. Onto number 6

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Tremors 4 lk1x The Legend Begins, 2004 - ★★★½

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 18:44:26 +1200

Tremors 4 leans more heavily into comedy than the other movies. The giant gun scene is the one I ed seeing as a kid when it was on tv. It still makes me laugh The western setting is pretty cool (they should set a leprechaun movie in this time). I think a prequel to tremors probably wasn’t something many people were asking for but it was certainly a fun time.

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Tremors 3 1r2k6t Back to Perfection, 2001 - ★★½

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 17:07:12 +1200

It was nice to see some of the characters from the first movie back. As always Burt is fun but definitely less fun in this one. The CGI of the monsters looks like they were imported from a PS3 game. The acting in this one feels sort of phoned in at times. In the beginning I was thinking maybe it was better than the 2nd movie but now I’m not entirely sure. Not terrible but nowhere near as good as the original. Onto number 4 I guess.

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Popeye's Revenge 5y1q4s 2025 - ½

Mon, 9 Jun 2025 17:02:31 +1200

What is there to say that hasn’t been said about these public domain cash grabs before? Bad acting, wack ass kills, and British people? Weird man, idk why I keep torturing myself with these types of garbage movies but here I am again.

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28 Weeks Later 692t5p 2007 - ★★★½

Mon, 9 Jun 2025 11:33:36 +1200

The helicopter slicing through all those infected is so fucking awesome. I like this one more than 28 Days, I think it has more emotion with the siblings and their family getting caught up in this all. I like the fact that they kinda contain the virus for a bit and it all gets screwed up by one man because he couldn’t not kiss his wife. The whole third act is great as well. Super intense stuff. Can’t wait for the 28 years later.

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Dawn of the Dead 464f1v 1978 - ★★★

Mon, 9 Jun 2025 09:16:20 +1200

“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth”

A solid commentary on consumerism at the time. An iconic location in the Monroeville Mall, which I can say is special to me since I’ve been to it many times. The FX from Savini are great as well. The best scenes in this one to me are the siege of the mall from the raiders and the beginning. It’s very cool that this was made in Pittsburgh because that’s a city I love. This movie doesn’t grab my attention like the 2004 remake does. The zombies are way too slow and dumb for my taste. This is a classic though but idk if I’ll ever watch it again

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Stepfather 2 4y6347 1989 - ★★★

Sun, 8 Jun 2025 18:07:17 +1200

Idk if I enjoyed this one or not tbh. It’s the same way I felt about the first one. I feel like these movies are just okay and nothing more. They have some silly moments but those moments can’t keep the movie afloat. This movie is just okay

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Tremors 2 6a536p Aftershocks, 1996 - ★★★

Sun, 8 Jun 2025 16:25:10 +1200

This one doesn’t have the same charm as the first one does. I think it really suffers from not having Kevin bacon honestly, however, Burt is a standout character in this. It was also cool to at least have Earl back as well. It’s also got some wonky cgi monsters which isn’t fun. Still a fun movie overall. I’d give it like a 3.25/5

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Tremors b3110 1990 - ★★★★

Sat, 7 Jun 2025 15:22:55 +1200

I was watching this at the park in the humidity and the heat and it felt like I was right there in Perfection, Nevada with these guys.

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Hell House LLC 2e6b5j 2015 - ★

Sat, 7 Jun 2025 04:02:22 +1200

I tried watching this a couple years ago and had the same problem as I did now. I just really couldn’t get into it. I really did try but something about this didn’t hold my interest and I just found it kinda boring. The clown thing is cool but nothing else really does it for me.

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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 1t5v5e 1996 - ★★★★★

Fri, 6 Jun 2025 16:41:46 +1200

I love everything the Wayans brothers touch. They are absolutely the kings of making parody movies. Immediately after watching Boyz n the hood I wanted to watch this movie and it really makes this movie funnier finally seeing the movies it was parodying. So many quotable and memorable lines in this movie. So many scenes that I from all the times watching this at too young of an age. It’s nostalgic and funny and I love it

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Big Daddy 2j631t 1999 - ★★★★

Thu, 5 Jun 2025 13:45:33 +1200

An Adam Sandler classic. I loved this movie as a kid and I love it now as an adult. I can’t wait to show it to my kid some day. I can only hope they love it half as much as me. The movie is hilarious and full of emotion, especially the scene where Julian is getting taken away from Sonny. It’s hard to fight back the tears every time.

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Flight Risk 2k4k4q 2025 - ★

Wed, 4 Jun 2025 17:03:46 +1200

Every minute of this felt like an hour. It should be so bad it’s good but it’s one of those movies that’s so bad that it’s hard to sit and watch. The one positive I have here is that it’s funny as hell to see Mark Wahlberg bald.

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Boyz n the Hood d2u4a 1991 - ★★★★

Tue, 3 Jun 2025 14:51:41 +1200

From start to finish you understand that these characters are doomed to fail. However, you still root for them and want them to succeed. Whenever bad things happen to them you are still in shock. I understand why this movie is such a classic. I also couldn’t stop thinking of the parody movie, don’t be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood. What a great movie. The performances from everyone are great. This movie is too depressing to be able watch more than once in a year but I will be revisiting it.

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Clerks III 4f4o3b 2022 - ★★★★

Mon, 2 Jun 2025 16:33:17 +1200

I didn’t expect to be in tears (of sadness) after watching a clerks movie but here we are. The whole movie from start to finish is funny but man that ending really punched me in the gut. It was just something so unexpected and emotional that it brought me into a full on sob. The meta aspect of them making a movie about their lives which is basically just the first clerks was fun as well. The cameos are also surprising. I think this is my favorite of the 3 clerks movies for sure. Wow

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Mission 71384a Impossible – The Final Reckoning, 2025 - ★★½

Sun, 1 Jun 2025 06:41:10 +1200

I’m new to this franchise, are the 1XBETS ads a normal part of it?

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Sat, 31 May 2025 10:51:46 +1200

Emotion, emotion, emotion. This movie had me feeling every which way. It had me crying, laughing, crying laughing, and laughing while crying. I can’t say I the original too much but I do think this is the best of the batch of Disney remakes. It stays true enough while diverting a little bit from its source. We all hate when things are a shot for shot remake (I suppose unless you are a big big Disney fan, they don’t really like things being changed). I would watch this one again, I even ordered the original because it made me want to watch it again.

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Until Dawn 2u6d13 2025 - ★★★★

Sat, 31 May 2025 07:59:09 +1200

“Survive the night or become a part of it”

Until Dawn is a fun twist on the original game. The premise of dying over and over again isn’t something original but they found a way to change the formula by having each night have something different coming for our characters. The game had Josh and the monsters but the movie has monsters, witches, body horror, and so much more. There’s something here for all types of horror fans. Sure the story isn’t super clever and our characters aren’t as well fleshed out as we’d like them to be but that’s just how slashers are baby. Lots of fun deaths and so many nods to the game. I’m gonna have to watch it again to see if I am able to find even more Easter eggs than the first watch through. It seems like they had practical gore in here which is always a chefs kiss from me. I had a blast with this movie and I love the game. It honestly makes me want to buy and replay the game again since it was just remade. Until Dawn is a banger in my book.

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Sleepwalkers 26413i 1992 - ★½

Wed, 28 May 2025 17:35:37 +1200

Whenever he shape-shifted while looking at the cop, I immediately said “what the fuck” and then the cop said it too and I felt validated fr. Clovis is a true hero in this story. I think there’s some decent fx work in here, especially with the hand of that teacher played by the guy from Beetlejuice. I just don’t think this is a movie I will ever watch again and feel like I wasted my time on it. Idk what kind of drugs king was on when he wrote this but I’m happy for him getting his bag.

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All About the Benjamins 202t2s 2002 - ★★★½

Tue, 27 May 2025 16:41:43 +1200

Craig and Day-Day really got themselves into a wild situation this time

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Paul Blart 2q4x22 Mall Cop, 2009 - ★★★★

Tue, 27 May 2025 15:55:38 +1200

Don’t fuck with Paul Blart

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The Naked Gun 2zs8 From the Files of Police Squad!, 1988 - ★★★★½

Mon, 26 May 2025 16:54:57 +1200

This movie is ridiculously stupid in all the right ways. I’m honestly shocked I have never seen these considering the fact I love movies just like it whether they be scary movie or baseketball. Leslie Nielsen plays a dumbass so convincingly. I was laughing my ass off from beginning to almost end. I cannot wait to see the sequels even though I’m sure they aren’t as good. I’m also excited for the new reboot.

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Fountain of Youth 233o72 2025 - ★★★

Mon, 26 May 2025 07:18:07 +1200

I’ve never seen a Guy Ritchie movie before but this had a solid cast and a fun treasure hunting premise. Can definitely see why it was a streaming movie

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Fear Street 4c5w9 Prom Queen, 2025 - ★★★★

Sun, 25 May 2025 08:23:45 +1200

I still thoroughly enjoyed myself on a rewatch. Still not better than 1994 but idk definitely better than like any prom night movie.

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The Wild Robot 5z6h 2024 - ★★★★★

Sun, 25 May 2025 06:40:10 +1200

I when I was going to the movies weekly last year and saw the trailer for this a lot and said it didn’t look interesting. Boy was I a fool, this movie was amazing. It was a great story about parenthood and how you have to navigate it and that nobody really knows how to do it. As someone who is expecting a child in August this really hit home for me. It had me on the verge of tears a few times. The animation is amazing. I can’t believe how wrong I was about this movie. I ate my words. This was so beautiful, can’t believe I missed it in theaters.

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Fear Street 4c5w9 Prom Queen, 2025 - ★★★★

Sat, 24 May 2025 17:42:42 +1200

Honestly this was my kind of movie, a slasher movie complete with decent carnage, a killer reveal or two, and a monologue and shit talk from the killer even until the end. I always love when the killer is just a Grade A hater. Legendary, an inspiration to all of us haters out there. While it doesn’t necessarily capture the feelings I felt watching the first fear street movie, this may be up there as my second favorite of the 4. I really liked Lori as a character and could truly empathize with her, I just wanted her to win. The killer reveal wasn’t the most amazing thing, like was it predictable? Yeah, but did it make sense for the story? Also yeah. I feel like I could rewatch this right now and have an even better time the second time. I enjoyed myself, kinda makes me want to read the story it’s based on.

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Fear Street 4c5w9 1978, 2021 - ★★★★

Fri, 23 May 2025 17:51:48 +1200

This movie still holds up upon rewatch. You can never go wrong with a summer camp setting in horror, I don’t think most of the characters are as likeable as the ones from 1994 but they are solid and you hate to see them die. You definitely feel bad for a lot of them at the very least. This still isn’t my favorite of the 3 but it is 1000% a banger. I cannot wait for prom queen to drop. Also, Netflix, you need to release these on physical media asap

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Gorgo 6k1e4o 1961 - ★★★½

Thu, 22 May 2025 16:57:16 +1200

Personally, I’m team Gorgo, they woke him up and tried to use him for profit. If I were gorgo I would harm these people too.

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Return of the Living Dead Part II 421il 1988 - ★★½

Wed, 21 May 2025 14:57:57 +1200

Tommy Jarvis? What are you doing here? I guess you do have some experience fighting the undead.

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Frankenstein 2q2o5h 1931 - ★★★

Wed, 21 May 2025 03:26:45 +1200

He straight up murdered that child with nothing but glee. Also being part of an angry mob must’ve been like a top two experience back in the old days.

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Dracula 5a1d5p 1931 - ★★½

Tue, 20 May 2025 16:27:29 +1200

For as much as I love vampires and even some of the other universal classic monster movies, I honestly had trouble sitting through this one and finishing it out. I had more fun and more interest in the silent film nosferatu than I did this movie which is wild to me. I give it a 2.5/5 just on the merit that it’s a classic but Jesus Christ was this a slog to get through.

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Final Destination Bloodlines 503o73 2025 - ★★★★★

Mon, 19 May 2025 07:20:14 +1200

Man what a return to form for this franchise. That 14 year wait has finally been broken. The opening premonition isn’t one of my top favorites but it was effective and nerve wrecking. I think the idea of death coming for a family was fresh. The kills are absolutely bonkers, they really found new things to make you afraid of. The MRI scene is the absolute standout kill. Tony Todd showing in this for the final time was a nice send off for him. Him telling people to enjoy the time they have really made me tear up in the theater. I loved this movie and wanted to watch it again as soon as I left the theater. I hope that we get a final destination 7, 8, 9, even 20, I will be seated for them all, as long as death doesn’t come for me.

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A Breed Apart 6w6n3r 2025 - ★★

Sun, 18 May 2025 17:10:16 +1200

“Do you have the wifi ?”

The original the breed is a cult classic and this one is kinda dogshit. It’s got some crazy jarring cgi spliced all through the movie. The acting is alright and the premise is strange. However, the cast is pretty decent. I think Hayden Panettiere is the obvious standout here. Everything about this movie should have made me pissed off or irritated but honestly I had fun watching it. It’s got so bad it’s good written all over it. If I smoked weed this shit would’ve been immaculate. This may get rewatched at some point by me. Ridiculously stupid but not the worst time ever.

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Screamboat 5l661n 2025 - ★★★½

Sat, 17 May 2025 16:07:21 +1200

Out of all public domain horror this is probably the best one I’ve seen. Sure it’s not great but it’s silly and knows what kind of movie it is. It’s got some decent kills and gore as well as a lot more characters than I was even expecting. David Howard Thornton is great as Willie. Would love to see him get more roles where he’s speaking though. The acting on the others is a little rough but that’s kinda just par for this kind of stuff. This is definitely a movie I would watch again, it was a fun time.

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Final Destination 5 172e1j 2011 - ★★★★★

Fri, 16 May 2025 07:30:16 +1200

Probably the greatest horror prequel of all time
I having my friends mom pretend to be my mom when I was at Walmart so I could buy the dvd for this back in 2011. I forgot just how great this one actually is. I think the premonition is awesome, it also has some of the best kills of the franchise. It also brought back Tony Todd which makes it awesome. I was never the biggest fan of the whole kill someone and get their life thing but I also just think I hate Peter lmao. All of the final destination movies except for the 4th are all practically on the same level for me. It’s always so hard to rank these. I do love the fact that it’s a secret prequel and ties all the movies together in the end. I also love how long and drawn out some of the death scenes are in this one, it really knows how to build tension and make you question just how these people will end up biting the dust.

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Final Destination 2 6511s 2003 - ★★★★★

Wed, 14 May 2025 16:43:06 +1200

“In the end no one can escape death and today may be your day to die”

That is a line that has haunted me just as much as that damn log truck. I always teetered back and forth whether this one or the original was my favorite for a long time but killing off Alex browning off screen and with a fucking brick? That’s just lazy and disrespectful man. I think it’s awesome that they bring back clear rivers and bludworth though. This one might also have my favorite kills of the franchise so far. The elevator, the ladder, the glass pane crushing, even the barbed wire fence kill is awesome. The ending isn’t great though but they sort of make up for it with the shock at the end. I still believe that Kimberly and the cop are alive and will be the ones that are confirmed to be alive in final destination bloodlines. I know that final destination 3 is the fan favorite but other than the first one, the second one is a Seth favorite.

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Clown in a Cornfield v2sy 2025 - ★★★★★

Wed, 14 May 2025 11:19:05 +1200

“A little drop of Baypen makes everything better”

First things first clown in a cornfield stays very true to the book and changes a few things but I think that the things they did change play better on screen, those things mainly being the way the movie opens and changing up parts of the killer’s motivation. This movie is funny as hell with some solid kills in between. Frendo is everywhere in this movie and I hope to see him everywhere this Halloween. He is an iconic slasher villain who I hope gets his sequels because I know there’s 2 more books that can be adapted. Kevin Durand is a standout, he really killed his role. Katie Douglas is an awesome final girl who everyone is able to root for. I absolutely love the book and I absolutely love this movie. I can’t wait to watch it again

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The Jester 6s3h6g 2023 - ★★★

Wed, 14 May 2025 02:02:32 +1200

If you up the budget on this and give it a sequel with even wilder kills you could have something cool on your hands. The jester character is interesting. He looks kinda cool. It definitely feels inspired by Terrifier not really in kills but in the fact the killer is a silent mime type. I should also watch the short film this was based on and see how that is. The scene at the fair thing with the eyes and teeth was kinda cool.

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Nonnas 305j2s 2025 - ★★★

Tue, 13 May 2025 08:04:59 +1200

If Vince Vaughn and Linda Cardellini are in it, I’m watching it. This has more heart and story than most Netflix movies. It’s definitely not something I’ll ever watch again but I didn’t regret my time watching it even if I did fall asleep halfway through. Starting to think I’m actually just getting to the age where I fall asleep during movies. I’m getting old

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Neighborhood Watch 271e34 2025 - ★★★

Mon, 12 May 2025 09:19:46 +1200

I will literally watch anything Jack Quaid is in. This movie wasn’t bad and had an interesting story but definitely not something I’d put in my top 15 of the year or something I would watch again. Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Jack Quaid do have a solid chemistry though, I would love to see them work together again.

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Exterritorial s6q1k 2025 - ★★

Mon, 12 May 2025 06:41:00 +1200

This was alright, I just watched it because my family had it on

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Basket Case 704a3c 1982 - ★

Mon, 12 May 2025 04:40:03 +1200

“I don’t know anything about type writers, I just wanna see the doctor”

Belial crashing out was the best part of this movie. That boy was pissed. I kinda had to force myself to sit through and finish this movie. I even fell asleep last night trying to watch it. I looking at the time I had left in it and seeing I was only 26 minutes in and it had already felt like an hour. I really thought this would be more fun and be something I enjoyed since I love ridiculous shit but it just wasn’t. The kills were kinda bland but the look of belial was cool. Glad I can say I finally watched this but damn.

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The Ugly Stepsister 2b134n 2025 - ★★★★

Sun, 11 May 2025 03:21:45 +1200

A twist on an old classic, a tale of the dangers of conforming to societal beauty standards, and some gnarly body horror all wrapped into one. I truly felt bad for Elvira from the start to the end. Her mother was horrid to her and so were some of the people. Her sister Alma was truly the only one that ever cared about her but she didn’t see it until it was too late. There are quite a few scenes in here that I will for a long time, especially the eye and foot trauma. There’s also a couple full on shots of man meat which was unexpected. That last like 20 minutes of the movie was truly some stuff that will make you squirm in your seat. Solid movie but I’m not sure if it’s one I’ll rewatch often or at all.

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The Final Destination 6ez5p 2009 - ★★½

Fri, 9 May 2025 16:12:47 +1200

“I’m just tryna give god what I thought he wanted, I’ve been trying to kill myself all day”

This movie is 100% the weakest in the entire final destination franchise. The CGI is way worse than usual. The deaths aren’t that memorable. The premonition of a race track crash sucks. The characters kinda do too. I don’t know why in the world they would have ever once thought about making this the final movie in the franchise but god am I glad they didn’t. I don’t hate this movie like most people do because there is still some fun to be had. Like the premonition of the escalator and the movie theater deaths are cool. I just wish they went that hard on the actual deaths and the fact that this was in 3D really kills it for a watch at home. I genuinely don’t know what they were thinking but again I’m glad that we actually got more movies after this

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Cruel Intentions 3z4x4u 1999 - ★

Thu, 8 May 2025 17:03:11 +1200

Great cast but honestly, I don’t like the story going on here. I also don’t like the characters. I was surprised to see that this had 2 sequels and a show. Some of the dialogue did get some laughs out of me though.

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