Michele 🐀 Pro

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A fun librarian & hypersomniac.
Loves scruffy dogs and handpulled noodles.

Favorite films

  • Five Easy Pieces
  • Vengeance Is Mine
  • James and the Giant Peach
  • Who Am I This Time?

All
  • Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

    ★★½

  • Wrong Turn

    ★★½

  • Sinners

    ★★½

  • Archipelago

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Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

2007

★★½ Watched

Cheaper and more repulsive than the first, yet somehow more entertaining. Texas Battle, I look forward to seeing you in more low budget, mushy horror movies. JD Vance origin story.

Sinners

2025

★★½ Watched

Whoa, that was it? I'm so happy for anyone who had fun with this (not being a sarcastic weenie, wish I was among the bereft). Never thought I would see the actor who played Cook in series 4 of Skins in ANYTHING again. There weren't any cute animals on set, either. Horses don't count.

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Ellen Degeneres: For Your Approval

2024

½ Watched

Things I liked better than this:

- Getting so high at the Bright Eyes show in Golden Gate Park that I thought I had peed everywhere and then subsequently ran into my crush.
- The time I used the designated Nutella knife to spread Nutella and afterwards my husband told me he'd actually been using it to dish out cat food.
- When my mom would drink and stop taking care of us while my dad was out of town…

I Saw the TV Glow

2024

2

An a24 movie that functions as a successful parody of a24 movies.

This film is trying so hard to have nuanced conversations about stepparent abuse and gender identity but it's just getting so high on its own supply that I'm like 🙄 because surprise, surprise, bombarding the audience with goofy cough syrup dialogue and *weird* imagery isn't a nuanced conversation! This is like the spoken word poetry I was forced to endure in the entry level SF State creative writing…