didnt love the movie but i did love that they gave that nosferatu fella a big stupid mustache

saw it at amc and they didnt play the nicole kidman ad and people booed

the best part of this movie was the fact that i saw a saturday matinee. the theater was full of families with kids who gave commentary throughout. when the nintendo logo came on at the beginning one kid said “nintendo switch.” every time mario was onscreen some tiny voice went “that’s mario.” after bowser gave a big speech about destroying the mushroom kingdom, the 6yr old kid behind me said “oh calm down.” i had the time of my life

best part was when the older guy behind me turned to his buddy and said “damn, monkey man’s gonna save the transgenders”