Zack Handlen

A writer who is basically just doing this for the attention.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • The Long Goodbye
  • The Red Shoes
  • Barton Fink

All
  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

  • Revenge

    ★★★★

  • Red Rooms

    ★★★★

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Heretic

2024

★★★½ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Blue Velvet

1986

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Can't the first time I saw this--I think I might have owned it on VHS at some point? I definitely had the DVD. Snagged the Criterion 4K release yesterday, and holy hell is it gorgeous.

I appreciated Blue Velvet the first time I watched it, but in that semi-mystified way that I appreciated all of Lynch's stuff before Mulholland Drive. I knew _something_ was happening, and I ired how uncomfortable it made me, but I don't know that it…

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s Ha

2012

★★★★★ Liked 14

A few years ago, I moved to Portland to live with my best friend--we'd known each other since high school, and he was back in Maine for the first time in years, and I desperately wanted to get out of Lewiston. And it was a good time. I don't do groups well, and I have a hard time meeting people, but for a while, me and my best friend would just hang out and watch movies and sometimes there'd be…

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

2002

½ 3

Contains maybe the greatest ad-lib in the history of cinema.