6u532b

Watched on Tuesday April 8, 2025.

I need a light

Watched on Saturday March 22, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 21, 2025.

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sauce

I feel like Funky Boy

Watched on Tuesday January 14, 2025.

Watched on Thursday January 9, 2025.

I am not immune to “I know what that is”

Watched on Tuesday November 26, 2024.

Watched on Sunday October 6, 2024.

Ten Gallon Weiner. Pure Beef Wang.

I don't think I've been more wrong about a series solely from an outside-looking-in perspective before this

I get it now

Watched on Thursday July 25, 2024.

It’s alright. Absolutely nothing could’ve prepared me for Nic Cage in this, though.

short round

Watched on Tuesday June 11, 2024.

shoutout to pissboy

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!!!!

yeah

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Bro! You just did business on Continental grounds! You are going to excommunicado!

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Helen...this is what you wanted, right? This is my promise I made to you.

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「E N T E R T A I N M E N T」

god I love the power of friendship

Watched on Thursday March 21, 2024.

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This also happens to me when I drink the blue Powerade

Watched on Friday March 15, 2024.

Watched on Tuesday February 20, 2024.

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snoopy jumpscare

Rewatched via the 4K remaster on the big screen for the first time. Every time Parade hits it’s like I’m seeing an old friend again

Watched on Tuesday January 23, 2024.

Watched on Tuesday January 16, 2024.

I'm gonna be completely honest I was moderately skeptical about this one considering most OP fans I talk to swear by this being the best feature length film of the bunch by a mile.

I would like to take this time to issue a formal apology to each and every one of em for even slightly doubting em. I deeply underestimated the sheer power of nakama and Mamoru Hosada and will work towards making sure a foolish mistake like that never happens again.

[whispering to date while watching The Killer when The Killer first appears on the screen] That's The Killer

I suddenly have the intense craving for a nice, ice-cold, refreshing Sprite®

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holy shit is that a talking panda

What's that? A new holiday tradition? For ME??? Oh, you shouldn't have...

Watched on Tuesday December 12, 2023.

The movie about the giant lizard almost brought tears to my eyes, can’t believe it

Thrilled that my rewatch of this a little over a year after seeing this for the first time just happened to be on the big screen. Whole film’s still an absolute vibe.

Watched on Tuesday October 24, 2023.

ed call almost halfway through the extended cut, still rocks regardless.

"Straight cash, homie."

God I hate this team and the unending anguish they consistently give me but I'd also die for this team. Thanks Jon.

Watched on Tuesday September 5, 2023.

Rewatched during it’s remastered theatrical run. Even better the 2nd time around regardless of that fact.

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literal dropkick canon

Me, speeding through a yellow light on my way to pick up my Domino's carryout order: "I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN"

Can't have shit in Detroit...

my aim is true

hey

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. The Holdovers
3. John Wick: Chapter 4
4. Shin Kamen Rider
5. The Iron Claw
6. Godzilla Minus One
7. Poor Things
8. Asteroid City
9. Killers of the Flower Moon
10. Past Lives

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

In the wake of Fast X’s arrival I have watched all the Fast & Furious movies besides X for the first time in preparation for it. This list will be updated in a few days when I see Fast X but as of right now this is where everything stands for me.

EDIT (5/30/23): I have now seen Fast X

1. Furious 7
2. Fast Five
3. Fast X
4. The Fate of the Furious
5. Fast & Furious 6
6. F9
7. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
8. The Fast and the Furious
9. 2 Fast 2 Furious
10. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. The Fabelmans
3. Joyland
4. The Northman
5. Babylon
6. The Menu
7. Women Talking
8. Glass Onion
9. Barbarian
10. One Piece Film Red

...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Scream
2. Scream VI
3. Scream
4. Scream 3
5. Scream 2
6. Scream 4

Horror movies I planned to watch beforehand over the course of October 2022. List is now updated to show my personal rankings of all of em after the fact.

1. House
2. Evil Dead II
3. Suspiria
4. Dawn of the Dead
5. Jaws
6. Scream
7. The Evil Dead
8. Climax
9. Ring
10. Demons

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.