“I only go to a movie if it satisfies 3 basic requirements.”

"Who needs pity more than a woman who's sinned?"
The strings kick up every time the film tries to manipulate you into thinking that gregory peck and ann todd have any chemistry whatsoever (which, they do not), when the dynamic that is far more interesting is the one between him and mrs. paradine; oh well!
"Try to enjoy your life day." Well how possibly can i when i now know that chewbacca has been canonically given a WIFE and CHILD, and furthermore have been subjected to a 10-MINUTE psychedelic musical fantasy sequence of the chewbacca GRANDPA?
The worst crime the empire has ever commited was also revealed in this movie when chewbacca baby's room was raided and the head of that bantha plushie was torn off.
Over the course of the special however i grew fond of the chewbacca baby and I would now like to please eat some wookie-ookie cookies with the whole chewbacca family.