zoboomafoobitch Pro

“I only go to a movie if it satisfies 3 basic requirements.”

Favorite films

  • Assa
  • The Goddess: How I Fell in Love
  • News from Home
  • Roman Holiday

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  • Flesh and the Devil

  • The Paradine Case

  • Don't Look Now

  • M*A*S*H

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The Big Lebowski

1998

Watched

Steve buscemi in a folger’s can

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The Paradine Case

1947

Watched

"Who needs pity more than a woman who's sinned?"

The strings kick up every time the film tries to manipulate you into thinking that gregory peck and ann todd have any chemistry whatsoever (which, they do not), when the dynamic that is far more interesting is the one between him and mrs. paradine; oh well!

The Star Wars Holiday Special

1978

Liked Watched

"Try to enjoy your life day." Well how possibly can i when i now know that chewbacca has been canonically given a WIFE and CHILD, and furthermore have been subjected to a 10-MINUTE psychedelic musical fantasy sequence of the chewbacca GRANDPA?

The worst crime the empire has ever commited was also revealed in this movie when chewbacca baby's room was raided and the head of that bantha plushie was torn off.

Over the course of the special however i grew fond of the chewbacca baby and I would now like to please eat some wookie-ookie cookies with the whole chewbacca family.

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Epic

2013

1

queen tara please tie me up in those vines please please please

Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs

2019

Watched

horny ass little green men